Never-Ending Christmas Story

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Tell a story about Christmas, but don't let it end... (and make it silly or as serious as you like)

[spoiler=Example]
Poster 1: There was a stable in Bethlehem 
Poster 2: There was a stable in Bethlehem, but there was also a five star hotel
[/spoiler]

The Christmas Tree

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Feel free to put something under the tree!

[spoiler=Example]
Poster 1: *puts a jar of cookies under the tree*
Poster 2: *puts a toy car under the tree*
[/spoiler]

Quote:

Hostile Entities and Persons Act (December 2018)

Proposed by: Cormac

Section 1. Hostile Entities

(1) The Assembly may, at the request of the Delegate or the Council on Lazarene Security, designate a region or organization as a hostile entity. Such designation will require a two-thirds vote of the Assembly to approve or rescind. The Assembly may rescind such designation on its own initiative.

(2) No person participating in a hostile entity may reside gameside or be admitted to citizenship in Lazarus until ending such participation. Participation will include residence, citizenship, or official membership in the hostile entity, or any higher form of participation.

(3) Citizenship will automatically be revoked from any citizen discovered to be participating in a hostile entity, following a 72 hour grace period in which the citizen may end participation in the hostile entity. The citizenship of the citizen in question will be suspended during said grace period.

(4) Citizenship will automatically be revoked, without any grace period, from any citizen discovered to have been participating in a hostile entity that was designated as such at the time of their application for citizenship, if such participation was omitted from said application.

(5) The prohibitions herein will not apply to infiltration of a hostile entity for the purpose of espionage or subversion, or other such action taken against a hostile entity, provided a waiver for such action has been granted by the Delegate. Such waiver may be kept classified and may be rescinded by the Delegate at any time.

(6) No request for embassies, gameside or off-site, nor any application for diplomatic recognition filed on behalf of a hostile entity may be approved. Any embassy or diplomatic recognition already obtained on behalf of a hostile entity prior to its designation as such will be terminated upon designation.

Section 2. Hostile Persons

(1) The Assembly may, at the request of the Delegate or the Council on Lazarene Security, designate any person as a hostile person. Such designation will require a two-thirds vote of the Assembly to approve or rescind. The Assembly may rescind such designation on its own initiative.

(2) Designation as a hostile person will prohibit a person, under any alias, from residing gameside or being admitted to citizenship in Lazarus.

(3) No citizen of Lazarus may be designated as a hostile person while maintaining citizenship in Lazarus.

Section 3. Records of Hostile Entities and Persons

(1) The Assembly Speaker will maintain publicly accessible records of all regions and organizations designated as hostile entities and all persons designated as hostile persons.

Tubbius just figured out how to deposit Lazarene money into the bank in the profile.  He should be making back some decent money in days to come. 

The Official Newspaper of Lazarus
Issue 3 • November 2018 •1 Page

Editorial:
LAZARUS CONTINUES RISING, NPO DISCUSSIONS
By @"New Rogernomics"

News:
NEW POLITICAL APPOINTMENTS
By @"New Rogernomics"

News:
'CONDEMN THE PACIFIC' RESOLUTION IN
By @"New Rogernomics"

Commentary:
The LAZCORP THEME
By @"New Rogernomics"

Opinion:
LAZARUS AND THE NPO
By @"New Rogernomics"

Quote:"Ark: Update: We pissed off funk so much he unmasked me as an archbishop.
Ark: I consider this a win, ironically.(edited)
Aleisyr: Yay? lol
Ark: The plan is basically to be such a thorn in his side that he decides couping is the only remaining option."

COMICS & FUNNIES:

The snow glows white on the forum tonight
Not a conspirator to be seen
A region of infiltration
And it looks like I'm the anarcho-queen

Gameplay is howling like this swirling pacific landslide
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows they've tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good Lazarene you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know

Let them go, let them go
Can't hold them back anymore
Let them go, let them go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the pacific rage on
The NPO never bothered me anyway

Let them go, let them go
Can't hold them back anymore
Let them go, let them go
Turn away and slam the door

Let them go (go, go, go go, go go, go go, go, go, go go)
Let them go
Let them go
Let them go

It's funny how some dispatch makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No PRL, no NLO, no bullies for me
I'm free

Let them go, let them go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let them go, let them go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the pacific rage on
The NPO never bothered me anyway

Greetings Shareholders of Lazarus!

One of my highest priorities when I came into office was to help people get involved as ambassadors for Lazarus. My starting goal was to have a unique ambassador posted in at least half of our embassies by the end of October, but thanks to so many in Lazarus stepping up to help, this bar is now far below us. Lazarus is currently represented in all of our GCR embassies. My appreciation to you guys!

Next month I intend to focus more on training; helping current ambassadors reach the next level in their diplomatic careers. I'm impressed by the initiative some ambassadors have taken already in their jobs to promote Lazarus abroad and keep her citizens well-informed. With that in mind, I hope you find the following domestic update which they've helped put together informative!

You may notice that some regions have already expressed interest in getting into a more serious diplomatic relationship with Lazarus. So far our foreign policy has been "friends without commitments" but the time may be coming for this to change. However, I want to make sure any inter-regional agreements we get into reflect the feelings of the community of Lazarus, not just its government. Just like it's generally a good idea to be in love with a person before you get married to them, I think it's important Lazarus is really actually great friends with a region before getting into an alliance with them. So please, consider what regions you feel like share our interests and ideals and share the reasons below.

Best,
Imaginary, Director of Interregional Relations

[spoiler=The East Pacific]
Delegate: Fedele
Chief Minister of Communications: Libertanny/Serge
Chief Minister of Regional Affairs: Wonder Woman
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Marrabuk
WA Minister: United Massachusetts 
Minister of Immigration: Pakitsk
EPPS Commissioner: Yuno
EPSA Overseeing Officer: Elfine (pending nomination)
[/spoiler]

TEP recently elected Fedele to the position of Delegate after Yuno chose not to run again. Upon being elected, Fedele has focused on making sure the region has a safe community, and he has also reorganized some of his government.

[spoiler=The North Pacific]
Delegate: Siwale
Vice Delegate: Pallaith
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Sil Dorsett
Minister of Home Affairs: Veniyerris
Minister of Defense: Peregrinum
Minister of WA Affairs: Kranostav
Minister of Culture: McMasterdonia
Minister of Communications: El Fiji Grande[/spoiler]

TNP recently had some election problems due to their forum being Tapatalked, but a new forum has been set up and elections have proceeded (although pushed off schedule), ushering in a sightly reorganized cabinet. Siwale has been reelected as Delegate.

[spoiler=The Pacific]
Emperor: Aleisyr
Consul: Pergamon
Questor
Senators: Japanese Schoolgirls/Community, Feux
Governors: Jar Wattinree, Glealian, Sam/Samasbhi[/spoiler]

The NPO (New Pacific Order) remains in control of The Pacific. Japanese Schoolgirls, a new senator, has launched a successful monthly art competition for the region. The NPO has also been heavily involved in the Warzones recently, their priority being protection of the Warzones' GCR embassies which some have attempted to withdraw.

[spoiler=The South Pacific]
Delegate: Tsunami
Prime Minister: Serres
Minister of Regional Affairs: Pencil Sharpeners
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Somyrion
Minister of Military Affairs: Roavin
[/spoiler]

TSP had an election earlier this month. The region has faced a lot of outside criticism recently on their administrative bans of Tim and Escade and proscription of Souls. Their delegate, Tsu, has been on leave-of-absence for much of his term so far, but others in the gameside government and community continue to be active.

[spoiler=The West Pacific]
Delegate: Neenee
Minister of Recruitment and Citizenry: Halo (Delegate-in-Waiting)
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Badger
Minister of Internal Affairs: Davelands
WA Minister: Kawaii Schoolgirl
TWPAF Commander: Overthinkers
[/spoiler]

Neenee is in the process of stepping down from TWP's delegacy, making way for Halo, her chosen successor. TWP is still the same region it normally is. The forums are used primarily for government affairs and applications while Discord is where most activity happens, with frequent discussions involving politics, NS, and sports there. Their RMB is active as a discussion area for new nations and is also used for events like Karaoke Friday and Haikuesday. Interest in having a treaty with Lazarus has been expressed by Badger.

[spoiler=Balder]
Delegate: Solorni
Statsminister: OnderKelkia
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Zander Cerebella
Minister of Integration: Fuzzy
Minister of War: Linkin Talleyrand
Minister of Culture: Cinder
Minister of World Assembly Affairs: Griffindor13
Minister of Gameside Affairs: Bran Triune[/spoiler]

Balder had elections this month, leading to some new faces in the cabinet. The region is joining TEP in hosting their "Wordy Witchcraft" writing competition. Balder recently had a disagreement with Osiris, leading to the termination of the two regions' treaty and in-game embassy. Balder has faced a lot of outside criticism on their handling of this conflict, and also of their internal management. OnderKelkia, reelected Statsminister, has expressed interest in having a treaty with Lazarus.

[spoiler=Osiris]
Pharaoh: Altino
Minister of Gameside Affairs: Lynxi
Minister of Community Affairs: Rigel
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Mghnb/Mike
[/spoiler]

Osiris continues to be led by delegate Altino, who is focusing on building community and making sure the region is stable and fun. Kyrusia, newly appointed as a Priest/Judge has recently been engaged in reforming the regional Honors system. A treaty with Lazarus, perhaps in collaboration with other regions as well, has been mentioned.

[spoiler=The Rejected Realms]
Delegate: Frattastan
Minister of Media: Church of Satan
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Guy
Minister of Culture: Harmoneia
Minister of Outreach: Margiboof
Speaker: Vulturret
[/spoiler]

TRR has recently had a delegate election, featuring controversial candidates such a Souls and drama between Wabbitslayer and his Vice Delegate Marilyn Manson. The region continues to enjoy Werewolf on its Discord and snarky debate about everything under the sun wherever its members go. TRR has refused to recognize the current government of Lazarus as legitimate due to the disbandment of the Constitutional Convention.

Quote:

Lazarene Corporation Theme Act (2020)

Proposed by: @Debussy

Preamble

This law shall define the regional theme and alternate titles within the region

Section 1. Shareholders of Lazarus

(1) Shareholder shall be the alternate title to Citizen
(2) The Shareholders of Lazarus shall be the alternate title of the Assembly of Lazarus
(3) The Chairperson of the Shareholders shall be the alternate title for the Speaker of the Assembly

Section 2. Chief Executive Officer of Lazarus

(1) The Chief Executive Officer of Lazarus, alternatively called the CEO, shall be the alternate title of the Delegate of Lazarus

Section 3. Chief Operating Officer of Lazarus

(1) The Chief Operating Officer of Lazarus, alternatively called the COO, shall be the alternate title of the Vice Delegate of Lazarus

Section 4. Board of Directors of Lazarus

(1) Board of Directors of Lazarus shall be the alternate title for the Cabinet of Lazarus
(2) Director shall be the alternate title of a Minister

 Section 5. Managing Director

(1) The Managing Director shall be the alternate name for the Prime Minister

Section 6. Human Resource Officers

(1) The Human Resource Offices shall be the alternate name of the Court of Lazarus
(2) Human Resource Officers shall be the alternate title to Justices of the Court of Lazarus

Section 7. Auditors of Lazarus

(1) The Auditors of Lazarus shall be the alternative title to the Council of Lazarene Security
(2) Auditor of Lazarus, alternatively called just Auditor, shall be the alternative title for Councillors of Lazarene Security

Section 8. Use of Alternative Titles

(1) Alternative titles shall be regarded purely as regional culture and lore
(2) Alternative titles are not the official titles and should not be used in treaties or official laws