Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Fauxia]

*fortunately, the nurses could tolerate that*

 

[Atlantica]

*unfortunately, the doctors and patients could not*

 

[Imaginary]

Fortunately, the doctors and patients were on holiday drinking martinis on the beach, and already regretting spending so much money.

 

[Fauxia]

Unfortunately, the nurses did not know how to do what the doctors did.

 

[Vulturret]

Fortunately, the guy lurking in the corner did, though.

 

[Atlantica]

Unfortunately, said guy in the corner just didn't feel like it.

 

[TempestShadow]

Fortunately, the woman in the corner did feel like it.

 

[Old Hope]

Unfortunately, she didn't really know what she was doing and ended up killing some patients...

 

[TempestShadow]

Fortunately, they had no next of kin and their life insurance policies paid well.

 

[Fauxia]

Unfortunately, their policies were suddenly cancelled

 

[Vulturret]

Fortunately, they were reinstated.

 

[Old Hope]

Unfortunately, the woman in the corner was still sued for involuntary manslaughter.

 

[Atlantica]

Fortunately, the woman hired a very, very good lawyer.

 

[Loftegen]

Unfortunately, she still lost the case.

 

[animu place]

fortunately she got on a plane and flew away before going to jail