Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Amerion]

Rules are simple, one person adds something fortunate to the story, then the next person adds something unfortunate to the story, and so on and so on. Realism is not a barrier, so let your imagination fly!

Fortunately, Aumelodia found a diamond.

 

[Katie]

Unfortunately, the diamond was very large, and on a cliff above him, so it fell on him and crushed him flat.

 

[Amerion]

Fortunately, his friend, Bob, was a builder, and used his tools to crack that diamond wide open.

 

[Katie]

Unfortunately, he also cracked open the earth in the process, resulting in his falling into the deep abyss and the deaths of thousands of people in the nearby town.

 

[Ryccia]

Fortunately, he magically fixed it

 

[Katie]

Unfortunately, Ryccia's RP ridiculousness caused a reality paradox, resulting in the permanent alteration of the local spacetime fabric and resulting in an area where 2 seconds lasts 10 years on the outside.

 

[Maurizio]

Fortunately, the past 3 posts were retconned.

 

[Katie]

Unfortunately, the writer of the script died halfway through retconning the posts, leaving the story unfinished forever.

 

[Fauxia]

Fortunately, "forever" was an exaggeration, as archaeologists centuries later uncovered the masterpiece.

 

[Katie]

Unfortunately, in doing so the archaeologists uncovered the vengeful ghosts of many a fallen writer, and they melted instantly.

 

[Fauxia]

Fortunately, the ghosts decided to continue working on the story anyway.

 

[Amerion]

Unfortunately, the ghosts are illiterate.

 

[Fauxia]

Fortunately, they got a random slave to write it for them as they told him the story!

 

[Amerion]

Unfortunately, the slave's handwriting was appaling

 

[Fauxia]

Fortunately, he had a computer to record the writing.

 

[Amerion]

Unfortunately, the computer operated on Windows 97

 

[Fauxia]

Fortunately, they found a new slave with a working computer on a good system.

 

[Atlantica]

Unfortunately, the computer's only browser was Internet Explorer.

 

[Ryccia]

Fortunately, it miraculously ran well

 

[Katie]

Unfortunately, it was all a dream and you actually live in a world where boxes rule over people.