Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Katie]

*Luckily, sciency-wiency wasn't a word so it was still effective*

 

[Amerion]

*Unfortunately, it was still ineffective because it hadn't been formulated properly*

 

[Katie]

*Fortunately, they realized this after a bit and researched a new formula*

 

[Fauxia]

*Unfortunately, they realized the new formula had a 95% chance of a side effect involving spontaneous combustion.*

 

[Amerion]

*Fortunately, they brought fire extinguishers with them just in case*

 

[Katie]

*Unfortunately they were filled with gasoline*

 

[Amerion]

*Fortunately, they turned out to be just black ink*

 

[Fauxia]

*Unfortunately, the black ink caused the hydrants to malfunction*

 

[Ryccia]

Fortunately, the hydrants were immediately fixed

 

[Amerion]

Unfortunately, they were not installed properly

 

[Katie]

Fortunately, that was a very easy fix, and they installed ultra high-tech hydrants

 

[Amerion]

Unfortunately, an EMP blast occurred, rendering the technology ineffective

 

[Katie]

Fortunately it became some nice fires for some smores.

 

[Atlantica]

Unfortunately, said smores were ruined by the fires.

 

[Katie]

Fortunately, the people liked burnt smores.

 

[Atlantica]

Unfortunately, the burnt smores were so hat that they accidentally burned many of the people, all of whom had to rush to the hospital.

 

[Katie]

Fortunately, the smores turned into hats that would serve to improve their image for the doctor.

 

[Atlantica]

Unfortunately, the nurses were disappointed that the patients arrived in the hats, as they were far superior to those of the nurses, who were planning on enlisting in a hat competition.

 

[Fauxia]

*Fortunately, the hats happened to suddenly multiply so that the nurses could each have one.*

 

[Atlantica]

Unfortunately, the hats turned out to be very itchy and uncomfortable.