King of the Hill

[Fauxia]

*drops brick wall and claims hill*

 

[Imaginary]

*pays off all other claimants and claims hill as my own*

 

[Vulturret]

*Buys out.* My hill!

 

[Atlantica]

*Seizes/liberates the hill's means of production*

 

[Loftegen]

*stages a counter-revolution and takes the hill for the bourgeoisie and Laissez-faire capitalism!*

 

[Feux]

I am king.

 

[HumanSanity]

*uses fan to blow crown off of Debussy's head and onto the ground, then climbs on top of the hill*

 

[Feux]

I will turn you into my new crown.

I am king.

 

[HumanSanity]

if you turn one of my hands into a crown, i can use the other to take your crown

 

[Feux]

I am king of crowns

 

[Zapatian Workers State]

*blows Debussy to chunks with rocket launcher*

Now I am king of crowns!

 

[Feux]

I am king for forum money.

 

[Zapatian Workers State]

I am emperor of forum money. Kings are my vassals.

 

[Feux]

You are my vassal. Give me your forum money.

 

[Zapatian Workers State]

The Pope just restored by status as emperor of forum money. I have the regalia to prove it.

 

[Feux]

King

 

[Istandor]

I have annexed your territory and am now king of kings.

 

[Domais]

I'm now King.

 

[Wang Yao]

I claim this land in the Name of the Crown.

 

[Domais]

I claim this land in the Name of Dom