King of the Hill

[Amerion]

*Scatters to the bunker and survives Katie's nuke*

 

[Fauxia]

*Makes Amerion watch The Lion in Winter*

*Takes hill*

 

[Ryccia]

My hill thx

 

[Amerion]

Bwahaha

 

[Katie]

Turns everyone else into that delicious sweet and sour sauce, haha dig in! *slurp* nice

my hill now

 

[Amerion]

*Nukes the hill*

 

[Atlantica]

*Transmogrifiemporhs Kamikaze agents to just above the hill and attacks accordingly*

 

[Katie]

*Eats fried chicken, killing Atlantica instantly*

sup

 

[Atlantica]

*Convinces PETA to perform Heimlich that releases the fried chicken and thus me from your clutches and therefore leads heroic charge to retake the hill*

 

[Katie]

*crushes the bones of the revived*

I will destroy all good

 

[Atlantica]

*Ascends to a higher plane of existence that transcends human boundaries, uses spiritual force to retake the hill*

 

[Katie]

*pushes you off the hill, after which you fall into a ravine full of lava*

 

[Atlantica]

*Uses the powers of volcanokinesis to get lava off of me and onto you, retakes the hill*

 

[Katie]

*turns into a foot and kicks you off the hill*

 

[Atlantica]

*Turns into a stone that falls directly atop your foot*

 

[Fauxia]

*Incineritates both of you because incineritate is definitely a word*

 

[Atlantica]

*Destrucinates Fauxia*

 

[Vulturret]

Blows up hill. My crater!

 

[Atlantica]

*Fills up hill with the vanquished corpses of all who dare stand against the might of Atlantica  *

 

[TempestShadow]

dumps a bunch of concrete, and then dirt atop the body mountain and claims the new hill