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King of the Hill

*Makes Amerion watch The Lion in Winter*

*Takes hill*
 
My hill thx
 
Turns everyone else into that delicious sweet and sour sauce, haha dig in! *slurp* nice

my hill now
 
*Transmogrifiemporhs Kamikaze agents to just above the hill and attacks accordingly*
 
*Eats fried chicken, killing Atlantica instantly*

sup
 
*Convinces PETA to perform Heimlich that releases the fried chicken and thus me from your clutches and therefore leads heroic charge to retake the hill*
 
*crushes the bones of the revived*

I will destroy all good
 
*Ascends to a higher plane of existence that transcends human boundaries, uses spiritual force to retake the hill*
 
*pushes you off the hill, after which you fall into a ravine full of lava*
 
*Uses the powers of volcanokinesis to get lava off of me and onto you, retakes the hill*
 
*turns into a foot and kicks you off the hill*
 
*Turns into a stone that falls directly atop your foot*
 
*Incineritates both of you because incineritate is definitely a word*
 
*Destrucinates Fauxia*
 
*Fills up hill with the vanquished corpses of all who dare stand against the might of Atlantica  :P *
 
dumps a bunch of concrete, and then dirt atop the body mountain and claims the new hill
 
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