King of the Hill

[Katie]

that doesn't make sense


*rolls into a roll and squashes you like a newspaper*

 

[Ryccia]

Does it, now?

*Crushes Katie*

 

[Fauxia]

*Shoots Ryccia in a cannon*

 

[Amerion]

*drops an atom bomb*

 

[Katie]

this has become the same thing as "Subvert the Above User" lol

*is a cockroach again so infects YOUR food supply*

 

[Fauxia]

*Is the exterminator.*

*Takes hill*

 

[Atlantica]

*Persuades the Society for Creative Anachronism to invade the hill ? la Russia in 1999*

 

[Mysterious Player]

Shoves off hill, and plants flag on it.

 

[Fauxia]

*Writes more interesting post*

*takes hill*

 

[Amerion]

*Rolls in my tanks*

 

[Fauxia]

*Boom ze boom, boom ze bombs Amerion*

 

[Amerion]

*Shield!*

 

[Katie]

*eats the shield*

 

[Fauxia]

*Goes back in time via the TARDIS to set up huge wall while king again*

 

[Katie]

*turns the world into a mirror and stands on the other side of the mirror*

haha, I'm king now

 

[Amerion]

*Breaks that mirror*

 

[Katie]

*emerges in your dreams and kills you like Freddy Krueger*

 

[Fauxia]

*Inceptions the idea that I should be king in your mind.*

*Takes the hill from the willing Katie*

 

[Amerion]

*Takes it from an unwilling Fauxia*

 

[Katie]

*nukes the dream and survives because she's invincible*