King of the Hill

[Fauxia]

*Gets bugspray to kill Katie the cockroach*

*Retakes hill Katie never even said she took explicitly*

[Amerion]

*Gathers my battalion of super soldiers who retake the hill for me*

[Fauxia]

*Tag raids the hill*

[Amerion]

*bombs the hill*

[Fauxia]

*Tsunamis the hill*

[Ryccia]

*Tectonic shifts the hill*

[Katie]

*Turns the hill into jelly and eats it*

[Ryccia]

*Does a surgery without anesthetic to Katie, removing the hill from Katie's intestines. Does not close the hole, instead introduces lava into the hole*

[Katie]

*becomes a volcano and melts you, thus becoming a hill*

[Ryccia]

*Deforms you so severely you become a flat plain, thus retaining the original hill*