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[Archive] Embassy of The West Pacific

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https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1543029

Look at what we have in the (definitely not run by a co-operative) store, it's The Western Post!

In today's issue, a marsupial gets burned, regional commendations galore in the 1 year retrospective, and we look at a bunch of rectangles.

This newspaper is in store for the modest price of 1 slice of grated cheese.
 
The newest issue from a Western land, a land which a sasquatch, swordswoman, Floridaman, lizard gamete, Sir Cards-A-Lot, poet, bureaucratic unicorn & a youkai among many other wonderful souls call home.

In this issue: a focus on the world's most green and pleasant land, a spotlight on the world of TWP Roleplay and a nice Casserole becomes baked.

This issue is on sale for the bargain price of £5 which must be deposited to the large box that says 'donations' at your local shrine.
*slightly sinister laugh*

Enjoy.

NationStates | Dispatch | The Western Post - August 2021

www.nationstates.net www.nationstates.net
 
Read the subject title. It's also a year since the rebranding from The West Pacifican to The Western Post!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1588770

King Crimson! Within 10 seconds of erased time, I have planted this issue of The Western Post in front of you all. Sing a song of non-sorrow as you take a gander into the 2 year anniversary of the revival of TWP's regional newspaper, and the 1 year anniversary of the rebranding! - (Obvious reference is obvious).
 
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1616782

We all know the story by now, The Western Post has arrived on shelves. Unlimited supply, grab it while mmphs last (mmphs are also unlimited).

Also, I kind of forgot to post the October issue on this forum (not on the Discord) but it doesn't matter for I shall get back on track with this specific duty as a Prime Ambassador from TWP.
 
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1629143

What have we here? 2021s final The Western Post issue! (That sounded so wrong grammatically.)

Tonight from the region of snark, some turkeys become dinner, a certain Sasquatch does a Q&A... no scratch that, Q&B again, & harvest season (with commies & lefties!) arrives a little bit later than usual. Plus an overview of TWP RP's biggest event of the year, the Esferiad II! Become informed by Nieubasric & Cambrian infographics, view the live meeting between esteemed world leaders, see how Giovanniland dominates the park with an eerily suspicious number of medals (69), collapse in fits of laughter at the cocking about of the H&J broadcast hosts or vent your fury at Santo-Dominian adverts, and much more besides in the bizarre world of Esferos. WARNING: The death of Cambrian royalty is included, some readers may be averse to this sort of scenario. Hearts may melt at witnessing the seemingly-ice-cold-yet-actually-incredibly-shy cinnamon roll that is the Jammbian PM's storyline.

Hopefully y'all enjoy the issue as much as I did. Which is saying something since I'm known for being rather cold.
 
Thank you!
 
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745492

Appears out of frozen nowhere.

Le new issue delivery for a 'Lazarus'. Seems like a legitimate use of time. Actually scratch that, it blatantly is.

NOTE: This description encompasses any potential member challenges, comics, Hall updates, Casserole recaps and whatever else may be found in it.

Walks off, having made the area colder just by standing around and plopping a newspaper on a shelf.
 
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1762651 (This is a magical moment. If we can borrow your heart, then together we'll find wonder in the Post. Yes, it's an amazing adventure, sharing the quality with one another, now there's nothing in our way. Yes, this is the day we've been waiting. Yes, we will be taking you there! Oh let's go together! Oh let's go together! Oh let's go together, you know you can read with us! This is 2 years in, this is 3 years in, it's 7 years in! This is Western Post, this is Western Post, this is Western Post! | I'll answer the question that no one cares for. I just recited part of a theme tune to deliver a virtual paper. I don't regret it.)

2 years since rebranding, 3 years since revival. This news project has come a long way.
 
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