Corrupt a Wish

[Elarien]

You corrupt the previous posters wish.

Then you make your own wish.

Begin!

 

[Ryccia]

I wish to be the ruler of the world.

 

[Elarien]

Granted! But 'the world' is a abandoned trailer park.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

 

[Ryccia]

Granted, but they're poisonous.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Sylven]

Granted!

But you live in a cult that burns those with money at the stake.

I wish things were different.

 

[Ryccia]

Granted, but it is just one oxygen atom and two hydrogen atoms to form a single water molecule. Look, change, difference in time! A thing has new properties now!

I wish I was (more) intelligent (than I already am).

 

[Vulturret]

Granted, but what is intelligence?

I wish for more skill.

 

[Loftegen]

Granted, but the skill is in nose picking.

I wish I could sleep better.

 

[animu place]

granted but you sleep for 54444621 years every time you go to sleep