King of the Hill

[Amerion]

Find some way to get the previous poster off this hill and claim it as your own!

Amerion builds a nice fort on top the hill

[Katie]

*Katie flies in and pecks Amerion to death, claiming the hill as hers*

[Amerion]

*Amerion flies back down from Heaven with a fluffy white cloud shaped as a canon and shoots Katie off the hill*

[Katie]

*Katie gets back up and shouts mean words at the hill. It's so afraid of her that it trembles in fear, shaking off all of Amerion's fortifications*

[Ryccia]

*Bombs the hill*

My hill! CHARGE!

[Katie]

*Katie throws a bomb back*

ANTI-CHARGE!!

[Maurizio]

Katie is quickly destroyed as the anti-charged particles interact with the other fundamental particles of her body, turning them into pure energy and destroying her in the process.

*Cautiously climbs hill*

[Katie]

Katie returns from another timeline and bores a quantum tunnel through the hill, creating a true vacuum and thus a new universe expands outward from the hill at the speed of light, destroying all in its path.


oh wait... hm I can't climb the hill now

[Fauxia]

Faux drops a nukular bomb on Katie's head, like his six-year old maturity tells him.

*Takes hill*

"Anyone who takes this hill I will bomb they're face!"

[Katie]

Katie is a cockroach and thus survives the blast, infecting Fauxia's food supply with nasty bugginess.