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OOC Check: Accepted WA Waiver Status: :approved: I approve this nation for citizenship.

The Regional Security Act was amended on the 30th of December 2025, by the Regional Security Act Suspension Amendment (December 2025). Prior to that it read:

The Twelfth Mandate of Lazarus, the Mandate was amended on the 6th of January 2026, by the Mandate Legislature and Appointments Annex (December 2025). Prior to that it read:

The Twelfth Mandate of Lazarus, the Mandate was amended on the 22nd of December 2025, by the Mandate Court of Lazarus Amalgamation Amendment. Prior to that it read:

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LNN BREAKING NEWS 🚋🧠💼 Trolley Develops Sentience, Demands Better Pay Commuters were stunned this morning when a municipal trolley, long used in ethics classes to illustrate impossible moral dilemmas, suddenly developed full sentience and immediately demanded better pay, improved working...

LNN BREAKING NEWS 🦙🎉 Eagerly Awaited Llama Exhibition Coming Soon Excitement is building across the region as officials confirm that the long‑anticipated Llama Exhibition is finally set to open its gates next week, promising “an unforgettable celebration of wool, whimsy, and questionable...

PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE 🕊️📑 Lazarenes Reminded Not to Feed the Bureaucratic Pigeons The Office of Public Safety issued a stern reminder today urging all citizens to stop feeding the Bureaucratic Pigeons, citing “significant administrative complications” and “unnecessary paperwork drift.”...

LNN BREAKING NEWS 🌳🐈‍⬛❓ Tree Stuck In Schrödinger’s Cat; Firefighters Baffled Emergency crews were called to a quiet suburban street this morning after reports that a tree had become stuck inside Schrödinger’s Cat, creating what officials are calling “a quantum‑adjacent situation with strong...

MINISTRY OF CULTURE ANNOUNCEMENT 🕺📜 Citizens Reminded That Last Year’s Mandatory Dance Is Still Mandatory The Ministry of Culture issued a firm but upbeat reminder today that last year’s Mandatory Dance remains fully in effect, despite widespread public belief that it had “expired,” “been...

LNN BREAKING NEWS 🐾🚌 Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows Commuters on Route 17 experienced an unexpected but overwhelmingly positive shift in service today when a local cat commandeered a municipal bus and proceeded to drive a full loop with...

LNN BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Meddling Kids Avert Villainous Plot 😱🕵️‍♂️ Authorities are baffled — and a little embarrassed — after a group of meddling kids successfully thwarted a villainous scheme late last night. According to early reports, the would‑be mastermind, known only as Dr. Malevo Maximus 😈...

French Kissing Leads To Higher Croissant Use, Authorities Warn In a press conference that left reporters blinking slowly and reaching for pastries, the National Institute of Romantic Behaviors (NIRB) announced today that French kissing has been directly linked to a 47% surge in croissant...

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Administrative Freeze Ends, and Lazarus prevails! Lazarene marines march through the snow in search of Kakistocrat rebels Fellow Lazarenes, For Axios! For Lazarus! For the Union of Three! We march once again to victory on this day, with the Kakistocrats on the full retreat once again from...

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Same as existing account. Denied.

OOC Check: Approved I approve this nation for citizenship.

Nationstates Nation: Nation: Sudoeste NS Search: Sudoeste NS Activity: Sudoeste Is this a World Assembly Nation? Yes Have you been found guilty of a crime in Nationstates? No Do you have any other identities? Yes State as many as you feel are necessary Portucale- Portugal e do Algarve I pledge...