Last One to Post Wins

Sadly, you are sorely mistaken.
Because you don't have eyes, dear.
You may be the winner, but are you chicken dinner?
winner winner balabinner, I'm the winner, dadadinner
I am the wiener, and I can also feel it
I win
This is not a victory for myself, but for the People and the Region as a whole.
The people can go screw themselves. I won because of the MONEY