Fortunately, Unfortunately
#1
Rules are simple, one person adds something fortunate to the story, then the next person adds something unfortunate to the story, and so on and so on. Realism is not a barrier, so let your imagination fly!

Fortunately, Aumelodia found a diamond.
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#2
Unfortunately, the diamond was very large, and on a cliff above him, so it fell on him and crushed him flat.
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#3
Fortunately, his friend, Bob, was a builder, and used his tools to crack that diamond wide open.
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#4
Unfortunately, he also cracked open the earth in the process, resulting in his falling into the deep abyss and the deaths of thousands of people in the nearby town.
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#5
Fortunately, he magically fixed it
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#6
Unfortunately, Ryccia's RP ridiculousness caused a reality paradox, resulting in the permanent alteration of the local spacetime fabric and resulting in an area where 2 seconds lasts 10 years on the outside.
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#7
Fortunately, the past 3 posts were retconned.
For the Republic!

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to ensure the survival and success of liberty. -- John F. Kennedy
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#8
Unfortunately, the writer of the script died halfway through retconning the posts, leaving the story unfinished forever.
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#9
Fortunately, "forever" was an exaggeration, as archaeologists centuries later uncovered the masterpiece.
O LORD, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy.
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#10
Unfortunately, in doing so the archaeologists uncovered the vengeful ghosts of many a fallen writer, and they melted instantly.
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