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Fortunately, Unfortunately - Amerion - 06-15-2018
Rules are simple, one person adds something fortunate to the story, then the next person adds something unfortunate to the story, and so on and so on. Realism is not a barrier, so let your imagination fly!
Fortunately, Aumelodia found a diamond.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-15-2018
Unfortunately, the diamond was very large, and on a cliff above him, so it fell on him and crushed him flat.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Amerion - 06-15-2018
Fortunately, his friend, Bob, was a builder, and used his tools to crack that diamond wide open.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-15-2018
Unfortunately, he also cracked open the earth in the process, resulting in his falling into the deep abyss and the deaths of thousands of people in the nearby town.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Ryccia - 06-15-2018
Fortunately, he magically fixed it
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-15-2018
Unfortunately, Ryccia's RP ridiculousness caused a reality paradox, resulting in the permanent alteration of the local spacetime fabric and resulting in an area where 2 seconds lasts 10 years on the outside.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Maurizio - 06-15-2018
Fortunately, the past 3 posts were retconned.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-15-2018
Unfortunately, the writer of the script died halfway through retconning the posts, leaving the story unfinished forever.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Fauxia - 06-16-2018
Fortunately, "forever" was an exaggeration, as archaeologists centuries later uncovered the masterpiece.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-16-2018
Unfortunately, in doing so the archaeologists uncovered the vengeful ghosts of many a fallen writer, and they melted instantly.