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RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Amerion - 06-17-2018
*Fortunately, they appointed Amerion as their God*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-17-2018
*Unfortunately, unbeknownst to everyone else, Amerion was secretly a horrible rapist murder paedophile and brainwashed the children into willingly killing themselves by jumping into the volcanoes of Io*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Fauxia - 06-17-2018
Fortunately, evil god Amerion was pushed into a volcano by a good young boy named Billy Bob Joe.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Atlantica - 06-17-2018
*Unfortunately, Billy Bob Joe started a cult himself*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Fauxia - 06-18-2018
Fortunately, the cult was benevolent and spent its days giving people free food.
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Amerion - 06-18-2018
*Unfortunately, that free food was several decades past its expiration date*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Fauxia - 06-18-2018
*Fortunately. billy Bob Joe’s cult distributed a very effective and safe food poisoning antidote to all those affected*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Amerion - 06-21-2018
*Unfortunately the babies could not shallow the antidote pills*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Katie - 06-23-2018
*Fortunately, it had an injectable form*
RE: Fortunately, Unfortunately - Fauxia - 06-24-2018
*Unfortunately, the injectable form was 100% less effective for weird sciency-wiency reasons.*