King of the Hill

[Amerion]

Find some way to get the previous poster off this hill and claim it as your own!

Amerion builds a nice fort on top the hill

 

[Katie]

*Katie flies in and pecks Amerion to death, claiming the hill as hers*

 

[Amerion]

*Amerion flies back down from Heaven with a fluffy white cloud shaped as a canon and shoots Katie off the hill*

 

[Katie]

*Katie gets back up and shouts mean words at the hill. It's so afraid of her that it trembles in fear, shaking off all of Amerion's fortifications*

 

[Ryccia]

*Bombs the hill*

My hill! CHARGE!

 

[Katie]

*Katie throws a bomb back*

ANTI-CHARGE!!

 

[Maurizio]

Katie is quickly destroyed as the anti-charged particles interact with the other fundamental particles of her body, turning them into pure energy and destroying her in the process.

*Cautiously climbs hill*

 

[Katie]

Katie returns from another timeline and bores a quantum tunnel through the hill, creating a true vacuum and thus a new universe expands outward from the hill at the speed of light, destroying all in its path.


oh wait... hm I can't climb the hill now

 

[Fauxia]

Faux drops a nukular bomb on Katie's head, like his six-year old maturity tells him.

*Takes hill*

"Anyone who takes this hill I will bomb they're face!"

 

[Katie]

Katie is a cockroach and thus survives the blast, infecting Fauxia's food supply with nasty bugginess.

 

[Fauxia]

*Gets bugspray to kill Katie the cockroach*

*Retakes hill Katie never even said she took explicitly*

 

[Amerion]

*Gathers my battalion of super soldiers who retake the hill for me*

 

[Fauxia]

*Tag raids the hill*

 

[Amerion]

*bombs the hill*

 

[Fauxia]

*Tsunamis the hill*

 

[Ryccia]

*Tectonic shifts the hill*

 

[Katie]

*Turns the hill into jelly and eats it*

 

[Ryccia]

*Does a surgery without anesthetic to Katie, removing the hill from Katie's intestines. Does not close the hole, instead introduces lava into the hole*

 

[Katie]

*becomes a volcano and melts you, thus becoming a hill*

 

[Ryccia]

*Deforms you so severely you become a flat plain, thus retaining the original hill*