✠ NEWS FEED PROCESSING...PLEASE WAIT
| ✠ LAZARUS NEWS NETWORK (LNN) FEED
| ✠ ALERT: KAKISTOCRATS AND HERETICS ARE LISTENING. KEEP TIGHT LIPS.
| ✠ SECRETARY GENERAL:
Administrative Freeze Ends, and Lazarus prevails! ✠
| ✠ FIRST CITIZEN:
Appointments Announced by First Citizen Domais ✠
| ✠ MINISTRY OF CULTURE: Citizens Reminded That Last Year’s Mandatory Dance Is Still Mandatory ✠
| ✠ PUBLIC SAFETY: Citizens Reminded Not to Feed the Bureaucratic Pigeons ✠
| ✠ LNN: Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows ✠
| ✠ LAZARUS LIBRARIUM: Historical Records Updated; Please Refresh Your Memory ✠
| ✠ CIVIL SERVICE: Filing Cabinets Reorganized For The 12th Time This Week ✠
| ✠ EXECUTIVE COUNCIL: Mild Administrative Weather Expected Region‑Wide ✠
| ✠ HEAD OF STATE: Treadwellia says “Mmph!” in Response to Another Regional Feast ✠
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