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AXIOTARIAN DIRECTORATE OF LAZARUS

HEAD OF STATE: TREADWELLIA | FIRST CITIZEN: DOMAIS | SECRETARY GENERAL: ELARIEN

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✠ LAZARUS NEWS NETWORK (LNN): | ✠ ALERT: KAKISTOCRATS AND HERETICS ARE LISTENING. KEEP TIGHT LIPS. | ✠ SECRETARY GENERAL: New State Celebrations Announced ✠ | ✠ FIRST CITIZEN: New State Celebrations Announced ✠ | ✠ IMMIGRATION OFFICE: New Citizens Processed Successfully ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF CULTURE: Festival of the Green Dawn Begins at Midnight ✠ | ✠ PUBLIC SAFETY: Citizens Reminded Not to Feed the Bureaucratic Pigeons ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF PAPERWORK: Form 88‑B Replaced With Form 88‑B‑Revised‑Again ✠ | ✠ AGRICULTURE BUREAU: Potato Surplus Declared “Mildly Concerning” ✠ | ✠ STATE ARCHIVE: Historical Records Updated; Please Refresh Your Memory ✠ | ✠ WATCHTOWER: Eastern Horizon Remains Quiet… Suspiciously Quiet ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF FISH: The Fish Are Organizing. Officials Monitoring Situation ✠ | ✠ CIVIL SERVICE: Filing Cabinets Reorganized For The 12th Time This Week ✠ | ✠ EXECUTIVE COUNCIL: Mild Administrative Weather Expected Region‑Wide ✠ | ✠ PUBLIC WORKS: The Big Green Button Is Not A Toy. Stop Pressing It ✠ | ✠ CULTURAL OFFICE: New National Dance Approved. Participation Mandatory ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF TIME: Daylight Savings Cancelled. Time Now Optional ✠ | ✠ DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORT: The Tram Has Escaped Again. Do Not Approach ✠ | ✠ SCIENCE DIRECTORATE: Molecule Misplaced. If Found, Do Not Touch ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF BIRDS: Pigeons File Formal Complaint Against Citizens ✠ | ✠ PUBLIC HEALTH: Citizens Advised Not To Lick The Glow Panels ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF SNACKS: Biscuit Shortage Declared. Panic Level Moderate ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF ECHOES: Echoes Increasing. Echoes Increasing. Echoes Increasing ✠ | ✠ ORACLE NODE: Probability of Victory Remains at 99.7% ✠ | ✠ SIGNAL CORPS: Transmission Interference Detected. Outsiders Suspected ✠ | ✠ STATE ENGINEERS: The Great Machine Is Awake And Slightly Irritated ✠ | ✠ MINISTRY OF SHOES: Left Shoes Now Standard Issue. Right Shoes Optional ✠ | ✠ CULTURAL OFFICE: Mascot Has Grown Too Powerful. Feeding Prohibited ✠ | ✠ PUBLIC SAFETY: If You Hear Whispering, It’s Probably Fine ✠