✠ LAZARUS NEWS NETWORK (LNN):
| ✠ ALERT: KAKISTOCRATS AND HERETICS ARE LISTENING. KEEP TIGHT LIPS.
| ✠ SECRETARY GENERAL:
Administrative Freeze Ends, and Lazarus prevails! ✠
| ✠ FIRST CITIZEN: New State Celebrations Announced ✠
| ✠ MINISTRY OF CULTURE: Festival of the Green Dawn Begins at Midnight ✠
| ✠ PUBLIC SAFETY: Citizens Reminded Not to Feed the Bureaucratic Pigeons ✠
| ✠ STATE ARCHIVE: Historical Records Updated; Please Refresh Your Memory ✠
| ✠ CIVIL SERVICE: Filing Cabinets Reorganized For The 12th Time This Week ✠
| ✠ EXECUTIVE COUNCIL: Mild Administrative Weather Expected Region‑Wide ✠
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