✠ LAZARUS NEWS NETWORK (LNN):
| ✠ ALERT: KAKISTOCRATS AND HERETICS ARE LISTENING. KEEP TIGHT LIPS.
| ✠ SECRETARY GENERAL: New State Celebrations Announced ✠
| ✠ FIRST CITIZEN: New State Celebrations Announced ✠
| ✠ IMMIGRATION OFFICE: New Citizens Processed Successfully ✠
| ✠ MINISTRY OF CULTURE: Festival of the Green Dawn Begins at Midnight ✠
| ✠ PUBLIC SAFETY: Citizens Reminded Not to Feed the Bureaucratic Pigeons ✠
| ✠ MINISTRY OF PAPERWORK: Form 88‑B Replaced With Form 88‑B‑Revised‑Again ✠
| ✠ AGRICULTURE BUREAU: Potato Surplus Declared “Mildly Concerning” ✠
| ✠ STATE ARCHIVE: Historical Records Updated; Please Refresh Your Memory ✠
| ✠ WATCHTOWER: Eastern Horizon Remains Quiet… Suspiciously Quiet ✠
| ✠ MINISTRY OF FISH: The Fish Are Organizing. Officials Monitoring Situation ✠
| ✠ CIVIL SERVICE: Filing Cabinets Reorganized For The 12th Time This Week ✠
| ✠ EXECUTIVE COUNCIL: Mild Administrative Weather Expected Region‑Wide ✠
| ✠ PUBLIC WORKS: The Big Green Button Is Not A Toy. Stop Pressing It ✠
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