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Aumeltopian SPIT®; Sample some SPIT today!
Topic Started: Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:00 am (38 Views)
Mount Seymour	Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:00 am Post #1
Forest + TSP Posts: 371 Group: Members Member #22 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Posted Image Aumeltopian SPIT: There's no drink to drink like a SPIT!™ Our products: Regular SPIT Diet SPIT™ Breath Mint-flavored SPIT Organic SPIT^[1] Chocolate and vodka SPIT TapeWormMango SPIT™ Lime-flavored SPIT^[2] SPIT For Kids™^[3] The Ultra-deluxxx Super-mocha-latte SPITshake..... All drinks are available in 8, 12, 16, and 30-oz. cans, in packs of 6, 12, or 100 (some of us really like our SPIT!) Fresh varieties may be available to order from restaurants serving Aumeltopian SPIT®. We proudly include only the finest isopropyl alcohol in our alcoholic varieties. Please take a badge to show ~~your undying commitment as a loyal and blind consumer of the Aumeltopian SPIT Company~~ that you visited our store! Posted Image Code: `[img]https://i.imgur.com/oMe7uj0.png[/img]` ^[1] Organic as in chemically organic. May or may not be approved by the SPDA as organic. ^[2] That's lime as in Calcium hydroxide lime. ^[3] May contain up to 55% alcohol.



Volaworand	Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:38 am Post #2
TSP SPIT dealer Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: Dec 14, 2017	Thank-goodness the company has taken care of that whole E Coli scandal[1]! Now that the minimum standards are in place, We are sure there's no problems! Welcome to the NSWF![2] [1]Volaworand Antarctic College Study finds bacteria E. coli in food imports "Sources of contamination explored The researchers cited the presence of dolphin urine and fecal matter near the production sites in Aumeltopia and the industrial mango sludge waste generated by the SLIME production in North Prarie as major causes for the bacterial contamination. Improper cleaning of utensils used for production, such as the poorly regulated procedures used in Techganet, and poor packaging used during transport were cited as important factors for the fungal contamination. The researchers found that 48.2 per cent of food samples were contaminated at tropical production sites located less than 23.5°N/S of latitude away from the equator, whereas only 20.8 per cent samples of food were contaminated at production sites located at greater than 23.5°N/S of latitude. This was because waste disposed at the production sites attracts houseflies. Houseflies are rampant in tropical climates and play a significant role in the contamination of food and transmission of food-borne pathogens such as E.coli and staphylococcus. This finding was confirmed since none of the production sites located in polar Volaworand south of 60°S latitude were found to be contaminated. No samples existed from production north of 60°N. Researchers warned that global warming could allow the housefly range to expand, and called for the maintenance of programs to combatting invasive species such as the housefly. It was also found that 78.6 per cent of samples collected from tropical areas near the presence of dolphins, such as those used by Aumeltopian SPIT Company showed E. coli contamination, compared to 19.2 per cent of samples collected from nations located far from the diseased cesspool of hot tropical islands. Regarding fungal infections, 61 per cent of samples collected from The Aumeltopian SPIT® Techanerean Subsidiary, where utensils were washed by being licked clean by lions, or simply dipped in a bathtub, tested positive for candida species of fungus." [2]KFP is happy to help out the Aumeltopian SPIT® Company! We know all those SPIT Classic drinkers would like a badge too! Posted Image Code: `[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=923894][img]https://i.imgur.com/AktbTBr.png[/img][/url]` Edited by Volaworand, Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:41 am.


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