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A Welcome from Alexandria
Topic Started: Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:19 am (30 Views)
Lord Ravenclaw
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Alexandria Castle, The Crownlands
Scindæg, 28 Fyrstgenth 8:18


Greetings friends, fellows, people we pretend to like, and people who are waiting for their Odinsson Paternity Test Results:

Firstly, We'd like to state that we are not paying for those paternity tests. If you happen to be an unfortunate Bastard of Ragnar Odinsson, the former Prince-Palatine of the Northern Reaches, then you'll be happy to know that we're taking the necessary steps to stop this being a problem. We have your location and will be dispatching someone soon. We will also no longer be responding to letters demanding compensation, a marriage contract, threatening invasion or war, simply because he may have impregnated your daughter/goat/local dragon/other entity.

Alexandria Castle, the Ancient and Noble House of Ravenclaw or The Kingdom of Alexandria, or any of the various branches of the Government of Alexandria will not be held responsible for anything resulting of the behaviour of that Barbarian Warlord. The end.

That said, Hyacinth (McMasterdonia) and I would like to extend a very warm, Alexandrian Welcome to you. This means it's mandatory that you visit Alexandria Castle for tea and light refreshments with Hyacinth and when you're finished come to either Feathercrest Castle in Coronpolis or the Circle of Magi in Sapphire so I can take you on a tour of the centre of Alexandrian influence stopping in Cilicia, showcasing courtly life (and the Dracoseir's) and we can even nip over the western mountains for dinner and a pub visit in the Capital of Albion to the west in beautiful Bowerstone!

It's been two years since we were last at the Fair, so we're very keen to get back into the action and sample some of the fine dishes that we're sure are waiting for us in the various embassies. We've just spotted some delightful East Pacifican Caek, and it still has the entrails attached. How delightful.

Now, we won't keep you any longer, we need to go and send our tidings to our Hosts, as it's not polite to keep people waiting!

Do enjoy the fair - we certainly shall!

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