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Dear Artemis,; Fun Question Time
Topic Started: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:46 am (113 Views)
Artemis	Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:46 am Post #1
Kingdom of Alexandria Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Artemis This is where you can ask the regular ol’ Alexandrian, Artemis questions about Alexandria and her daily life. All answers will be in-character, giving you an insight to a noble within the Kingdom. All questions should start with “Dear Artemis,...”



Duane Odinsson	Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:03 am Post #2
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017	Dear Artemis, Which Ravenclaw are least likely to maim? Duane
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017


Artemis	Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:13 am Post #3
Kingdom of Alexandria Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Duane, Thank you for your interesting question. It really comes down a secret algorithm that i have hidden back in Ithilian. But in short I simply could not maim my dearest Mother-in-Law Queen Hyacinth (McMasterdonia), despite her humiliation of me by making me do a walk of Atonement in the nude from Alexandria Castle to the Cathedral in the Enlightened City. I still have bruises on my feet from that walk. XoXo Artemis



Duane Odinsson	Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:26 am Post #4
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017	Dear Artemis, What's your opinion on the availability of deserts in Alexandria Castle? Duane
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017


typhlo	Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:28 pm Post #5
Posts: 785 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Artemis, Is your hair the source of all your power? Evan



Artemis	Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:44 pm Post #6
Kingdom of Alexandria Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Duane Odinsson Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:26 am Dear Artemis, What's your opinion on the availability of deserts in Alexandria Castle? Duane Dear Duane, Well that is quite an interesting question. Firstly the plebs are not allowed into Alexandria Castle, but I'll digress a little secret. The desserts are delicious. Especially the little toffee cupcakes with the sugar frosting on top. They simply melt in your mouth. The cooks do a good job or risk the displeasure of the Sovereign. I do know that during my time as Regent, I worked diligently to have the High Steward make sure that the kitchen's pastry department work at overtime to satisfy my sweet tooth. This might have been a reason I was overthrown as regent. XoXo, Artemis Ravenclaw. typhlo Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:28 pm Dear Artemis, Is your hair the source of all your power? Evan Dear Evan, My power is a gift from the almighty god Flemingovia. As a good noble of the North you should understand that our abilities are gifts from our lord and god. XoXo, Artemis Ravenclaw. Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:45 pm.



Diamete Ravenclaw	Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:59 pm Post #7
Posts: 398 Group: Members Member #23 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Lady Artemis. I have been told that i should paint my toenails red in respect for the almighty god Flemingovia. Is this an old wife tail or truth?



McMasterdonia	Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:27 am Post #8
Posts: 16 Group: Committee Member #5 Joined: Nov 25, 2017	Dear Artemis, Duane asked about deserts not desserts. I'd like you to answer his question! Thank you, McMasterdonia



typhlo	Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:09 pm Post #9
Posts: 785 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Artemis What kind of prejudice are you subject to as an elf, and by what means is it justified? Evan



Diamete Ravenclaw	Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:40 pm Post #10
Posts: 398 Group: Members Member #23 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Lady Artemis Are you having a good day?



Isaac Cartier	Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:38 pm Post #11
Posts: 13 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: Dec 14, 2017	Dear Artermis, How would you respond if accused of trying to use your power solely for personal gain, esp. in regards to forcing tradesmen to give you free wine?
Posts: 13 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: Dec 14, 2017


Lord Ravenclaw	Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:46 am Post #12
Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #17 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Artemis, Which of my children are you going for next?
Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #17 Joined: Dec 13, 2017


Artemis	Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:05 am Post #13
Kingdom of Alexandria Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Diamete Ravenclaw Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:59 pm Dear Lady Artemis. I have been told that i should paint my toenails red in respect for the almighty god Flemingovia. Is this an old wife tail or truth? This is simply an old wives tale but a poor one at that. Everyone knows to paint their nails blue and white. XoXo Artemis McMasterdonia Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:27 am Dear Artemis, Duane asked about deserts not desserts. I'd like you to answer his question! Thank you, McMasterdonia Dear McM, Would you care to elaborate further on this? XoXo Artemis typhlo Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:09 pm Dear Artemis What kind of prejudice are you subject to as an elf, and by what means is it justified? Evan Dear Evan, It is a tough life being an elf, with all the frolicking through the Forrests of Alexandria and general debachuary that we are known for. Some thinks us to be tricksy elves but this is simply not true. Must idiotic remakes i brush off as I️ intended to take the high road and not stoop to their level of name calling. XoXo Artemis Diamete Ravenclaw Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:40 pm Dear Lady Artemis Are you having a good day? Dear Dia, OOC, i has an excellent day. Graduated from my university one semester ahead of expected, got to see some family that I haven’t seen in years and take my nephew through a Christmas themed winter park. IC, I am distressed because my favorite winery stoped selling wine and the Council of Paladia is passing a holiday bill without a stipulation for a price ceiling for wine on those days. XoXo Artemis Isaac Cartier Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:38 pm Dear Artermis, How would you respond if accused of trying to use your power solely for personal gain, esp. in regards to forcing tradesmen to give you free wine? Dear Senor Cartier, I deny those claims vehemently as I simply wish a reduction in the prices of wine on certain holidays. XoXo Artemis Lord Ravenclaw Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:46 am Dear Artemis, Which of my children are you going for next? Dear Dearest Father-in-Law, Are there any more for me to go through, so that I won’t just be your daughter-in-law not once but thrice? XoXo Artemis



Duane Odinsson	Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:16 am Post #14
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017	Dear Artemis, How does Alexandria compare to your place of origin in terms of culinary merit? Duane P.S., you used the term "desserts" when responding to my previous question, this is what MCM is referring to.
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017


typhlo	Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:02 am Post #15
Posts: 785 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Artemis, If you were stranded on a desert island, which three things would you want with you? Evan



Diamete Ravenclaw	Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:03 pm Post #16
Posts: 398 Group: Members Member #23 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Lady Artemis OCC. Congrats on Graduating from your university one semester ahead of schedule. IC. Is the Council of Paladia proposed holiday bill going to cause inflationary prices on my beloved whisky as well.



Artemis	Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:43 pm Post #17
Kingdom of Alexandria Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Duane Odinsson Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:16 am Dear Artemis, How does Alexandria compare to your place of origin in terms of culinary merit? Duane P.S., you used the term "desserts" when responding to my previous question, this is what MCM is referring to. Dear Duane Oh my the wine surely must have gotten to my head while writing that. As to the culinary expertise of Minnonar compared to Alexandria, it has its own merits and the same can be said for Alexandria. Minnonarian chefs have been honeing their techniques for years and have perfectly crafted food designed for an elfs pallet. XoXo, Artemis typhlo Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:02 am Dear Artemis, If you were stranded on a desert island, which three things would you want with you? Evan Dear Evan, I would definitely want my ring of power to help me clean and purify the surrounding water. I would want as my second item is a tent to provide shelter. Lastly I would like to have my dragon Balyria to help me fly away when the vacation is over. XoXo, Artemis Diamete Ravenclaw Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:03 pm Dear Lady Artemis OCC. Congrats on Graduating from your university one semester ahead of schedule. IC. Is the Council of Paladia proposed holiday bill going to cause inflationary prices on my beloved whisky as well. Dear Diamete, OOC: Thank you <3 I dearly hope not. I worry that the merchants will raise their prices during the holidays because they know almost all will be off work that day and will need a drink to deal with their families. XoXo, Artemis



Duane Odinsson	Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:01 pm Post #18
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017	Artemis Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:43 pm Dear Duane Oh my the wine surely must have gotten to my head while writing that. As to the culinary expertise of Minnonar compared to Alexandria, it has its own merits and the same can be said for Alexandria. Minnonarian chefs have been honeing their techniques for years and have perfectly crafted food designed for an elfs pallet. XoXo, Artemis Dear Artemis, Would it not be beneficial to cut down your wine consumption then? If it is starting to impact your mental acuity? Duane
Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: Dec 14, 2017


typhlo	Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:47 pm Post #19
Posts: 785 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: Dec 13, 2017	Dear Artemis, How long have you been an alcoholic? Evan


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