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Break A Wish!
Topic Started: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am (407 Views)
Artemis
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Kingdom of Alexandria

BREAK A WISH!



The idea is simple. You are a malevolent genie. The first poster says something like "I wish I could talk to horses" and then the second poster says "Granted, but..." and then they proceed to dismantle the wish and turn it against the wisher, ex."but they only say really mean things to you"

I'll go first. I wish I slept more often
Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am.
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted just throw it in the garbage, itwon't jam anymore.

I wish for a new phone
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typhlo
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Granted! It's an old nokia. Unfortunately, you've encountered the only way to stop a nokia working - you've forgotten the passcode.

I wish I was rich
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Tarrin_Kael
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Granted - congratulations you have now swapped bodies with Rich. Unfortunately, Rich was the town drunk, and was both penniless and homeless......

I wish for an eternally full thermos flask of chicken soup, that is always tasty, warm, nutritious and wholesome.
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted but you get Botulism from the tainted chicken in the soup.

I wish for a warm apartment
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Tarrin_Kael
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Granted; a fire burns down your building.

I wish for the trains to run to schedule for a change...
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