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Break A Wish!
Topic Started: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am (413 Views)
Artemis
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BREAK A WISH!



The idea is simple. You are a malevolent genie. The first poster says something like "I wish I could talk to horses" and then the second poster says "Granted, but..." and then they proceed to dismantle the wish and turn it against the wisher, ex."but they only say really mean things to you"

I'll go first. I wish I slept more often
Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am.
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Eugenio
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Grande, but they were too orange they got confused with oranges

I wish for good luck
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typhlo
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Granted! It lasts half a second.

I wish for a bike
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Artemis
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Granted, but it will only ever have one flat tire.

I wish that my husband was present.
Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:47 pm.
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typhlo
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Granted. He's not conscious. Or clothed.

I wish for a house
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Artemis
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But it does not have a roof.

I wish for a nice car
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typhlo
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Granted, it has no engine, pedals, or floor.

I wish for a museum ticket
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Artemis
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Granted but it is to the museum of popcorn kernels

I wish to be Queen
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typhlo
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Granted. You are Queen of a small rock that is periodically overrun by the sea.

I wish for a yacht
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, You went on a two hour tour, and got ship wreaked on an island.

I wish for more free time.
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Duane Odinsson
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Granted, but you have nothing to do in your free time.

I wish for a deck of cards.
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Kobold Tribes
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Granted, but it only has half of the cards, and you can't find the rest until you lose the half you originally got.

I wish for a sandwich that tastes good and does not do any mental or physical harm to me or more family.
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, it is your dream sandwich under lock and key, until you can come up with a million dollars to pay for it.

I wish for invisible ink pen.
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typhlo
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Granted! Because it's invisible, you lose it before you get the chance to use it even once.

I wish for a pie
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, the pie is a lie, it is really a cake.

I wish for a orange.
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typhlo
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Still a win for me!

Granted, it's a plastic orange.

I wish for a packet of crisps
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, unfortunately being crisps they crumble to dust be for you can eat them.

I wish for an egg sandwich.
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typhlo
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Granted! It's wrapped so tightly in cling film that you can't get it off to eat it.

I wish for a christmas tree
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, a charlie brown Christmas tree you now have.

I wish for a plum pudding.
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Duane Odinsson
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Granted, but the plum pudding is a lie.

I wish an extra light bulb.
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typhlo
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Granted! You get an extra lightbulb. Smashed and ground into a powder, of course.

I wish for immortality
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