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Topic Started: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am (413 Views) | |
Artemis | Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am Post #1 |
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BREAK A WISH! The idea is simple. You are a malevolent genie. The first poster says something like "I wish I could talk to horses" and then the second poster says "Granted, but..." and then they proceed to dismantle the wish and turn it against the wisher, ex."but they only say really mean things to you" I'll go first. I wish I slept more often Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am.
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Eugenio | Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:32 pm Post #21 |
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Grande, but they were too orange they got confused with oranges I wish for good luck |
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typhlo | Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:25 pm Post #22 |
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Granted! It lasts half a second. I wish for a bike |
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Artemis | Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:46 pm Post #23 |
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Granted, but it will only ever have one flat tire. I wish that my husband was present. Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:47 pm.
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typhlo | Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:48 pm Post #24 |
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Granted. He's not conscious. Or clothed. I wish for a house |
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Artemis | Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:53 pm Post #25 |
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But it does not have a roof. I wish for a nice car |
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typhlo | Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:54 pm Post #26 |
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Granted, it has no engine, pedals, or floor. I wish for a museum ticket |
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Artemis | Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:56 pm Post #27 |
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Granted but it is to the museum of popcorn kernels I wish to be Queen |
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typhlo | Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:57 pm Post #28 |
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Granted. You are Queen of a small rock that is periodically overrun by the sea. I wish for a yacht |
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Diamete Ravenclaw | Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:55 pm Post #29 |
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Granted, You went on a two hour tour, and got ship wreaked on an island. I wish for more free time. |
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Duane Odinsson | Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:14 pm Post #30 |
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Granted, but you have nothing to do in your free time. I wish for a deck of cards. |
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Kobold Tribes | Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:04 am Post #31 |
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Granted, but it only has half of the cards, and you can't find the rest until you lose the half you originally got. I wish for a sandwich that tastes good and does not do any mental or physical harm to me or more family. |
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Diamete Ravenclaw | Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:38 am Post #32 |
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Granted, it is your dream sandwich under lock and key, until you can come up with a million dollars to pay for it. I wish for invisible ink pen. |
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typhlo | Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:10 pm Post #33 |
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Granted! Because it's invisible, you lose it before you get the chance to use it even once. I wish for a pie |
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Diamete Ravenclaw | Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:33 pm Post #34 |
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Granted, the pie is a lie, it is really a cake. I wish for a orange. |
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typhlo | Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:34 pm Post #35 |
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Still a win for me! Granted, it's a plastic orange. I wish for a packet of crisps |
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Diamete Ravenclaw | Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:38 pm Post #36 |
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Granted, unfortunately being crisps they crumble to dust be for you can eat them. I wish for an egg sandwich. |
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typhlo | Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:40 pm Post #37 |
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Granted! It's wrapped so tightly in cling film that you can't get it off to eat it. I wish for a christmas tree |
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Diamete Ravenclaw | Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:46 pm Post #38 |
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Granted, a charlie brown Christmas tree you now have. I wish for a plum pudding. |
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Duane Odinsson | Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:56 pm Post #39 |
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Granted, but the plum pudding is a lie. I wish an extra light bulb. |
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typhlo | Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:02 pm Post #40 |
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Granted! You get an extra lightbulb. Smashed and ground into a powder, of course. I wish for immortality |
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