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Break A Wish!
Topic Started: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am (405 Views)
Artemis
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BREAK A WISH!



The idea is simple. You are a malevolent genie. The first poster says something like "I wish I could talk to horses" and then the second poster says "Granted, but..." and then they proceed to dismantle the wish and turn it against the wisher, ex."but they only say really mean things to you"

I'll go first. I wish I slept more often
Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:03 am.
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Kobold Tribes
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I mean, that one is too easy. You can sleep more often, but you will never wake up.
Are we also supposed to propose a wish, in the same post?
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Romic Ravenclaw
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Granted..... However now you will have lucid dreaming while you are awake.

I wish I was a comedian.
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Artemis
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Granted, but no one will ever laugh at your jokes.

I wish that I was a better graphics designer.
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Kobold Tribes
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Granted, but now you always see flaws in every logo you ever see, and can't stop noticing said flaws.

I wish I was luckier.
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Romic Ravenclaw
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Granted you are luckier.... at guessing only birthdays.

I wish I had a rocket
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Artemis
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Granted, but it will never fly.

I wish that I was famous
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Romic Ravenclaw
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Granted but you are Famous for failing.

I wish I was a successful Actor
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Artemis
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Granted but you will only ever be featured in third rate productions.

I wish that I had money.
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, but you can only spend it in monopoly.

"Does his usual miss America pose"
I wish for world peace.
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Romic Ravenclaw
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Granted however now there are aliens wishing to invade.

I wish for more food
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Artemis
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Granted, but it will never fill you up

I wish I was less sarcastic
Edited by Artemis, Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:49 am.
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Kobold Tribes
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Granted, but now you can't recognize sarcasm.

I wish for a nice sandwich.
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Romic Ravenclaw
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Granted it will say nice things but will taste terrible

I wish life was simpler
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Kobold Tribes
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Granted, but now you're incessantly bored, and your mediocre boring simple life has amounted to absolutely nothing.

I wish that my wishes didn't have repercussions and drawbacks.
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Duane Odinsson
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Granted, but the only thing left to do in life is play rock papers scissors.

I wish for a sharpened pencil.
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Kobold Tribes
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Granted, but it is so sharp that you cut yourself.

I wish that cats were orange.
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Duane Odinsson
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Granted, but anything orange is now invisible for you


I wish for a mini fridge.
Edited by Duane Odinsson, Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:11 am.
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Diamete Ravenclaw
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Granted, it is so small it fits into your sisters doll house.

I wish for an apple.
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Kobold Tribes
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Granted, but you are now allergic to apples.

I wish that this wish will not come true.
Edited by Kobold Tribes, Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:06 am.
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