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Grant a Wish!
Topic Started: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:07 pm (53 Views)
Lamoni
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Most of you will be familiar with this game, if you're not:

Person 1: I wish I had X-Ray vision
Person 2: Granted, but you die from the radiation. I wish I could fly like Superman.

And that continues, with people making/ruining wishes.

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I wish I had a tank.
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typhlo
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Granted, you now have a lovely bowl for your goldfish

I wish I had a new television
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Willania Imperium
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Granted, but it costs you everything.

I wish I was rich.
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Lamoni
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Granted, but you have to stay in hospital the rest of your life.

I wish that stores would stop playing Christmas music all season long.
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Willania Imperium
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Granted. They play this forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs




I wish the Mask had a good sequel.
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Lamoni
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Granted, but the sequel makes you cry bloody tears You have to go to the hospital.

I wish that hospital visits were not expensive.
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typhlo
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Granted. There are no more hospitals.

I wish the sky was purple
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Lamoni
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Granted. Now you cannot breathe.

I wish that I could teleport.
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typhlo
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Granted! Every time you teleport you appear a mile above the ground.

I wish I had a sports car
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Lamoni
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Granted. You crash it the first time that you drive it.

I wish that I had infinite wishes.
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Mount Seymour
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Forest + TSP
Granted, but none of them will ever come true.

I wish that I could write long RP posts.
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Samsonyte
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Granted, but they're so long and boring no one reads them.

I wish I had the highest IQ in the world.
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typhlo
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Granted! The entire world IQ is lowered to be just slightly below yours.

I wish I had a tenner
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Willania Imperium
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Granted. It's a fake, and New Scotland Yard busted you for it.

I wish to have a buck fifty.
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Mount Seymour
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Forest + TSP
Granted, but it's fifty male deer.

I wish I had a new computer mouse.
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Lamoni
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Granted. But it malfunctions as soon as you try to use it.

I wish that I had a replicator from Star Trek.
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Willania Imperium
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Granted, but it malfunctions and explodes.

I wish to own Disney.
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Lamoni
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Granted, but it runs out of money within a week of your ownership.

I wish that I made that sweet, sweet Marvel Movie Cash.
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