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Hot and Spicy New Tips!; Your Tongue Will Fall Right Off
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Das Imperium Lives	Aug 16 2016, 12:48 PM Post #1
Operating Analyst Posts: 149 Group: Members Member #149 Joined: May 16, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Social Democrat Nation in Lazarus Pentaga Giudici Discord Prole Confederation	Okay I have no idea why they made me make this topic, but Funkadelia and Olevsky made me. 1. Do not put your investments in managed funds, most people who run those funds put their money in index funds 2. China kills tens of thousands of religious people a year, likely more, for their organs. If you are going to visit China, grow a neckbeard and talk often how about good it is to be atheist. 4. The best old, reliable, cheap firearms for concealed carry are PPKs, Makarovs, Bersas, CZ-70s, and any other gun descended from the PP. All of these weapons are light, small, cheap, reliable, and just overall good values. 6.If a girl asks you to call her a hoe, understand that in about three days or less she will decide she hates you. Also avoid any woman who sends you nudes without knowing your name. These rules also apply to guys. 7. If you visit the Middle East, refrain from drinking or smoking in public as both of these acts violate the local religions and are likely illegal. It is likely an angry mob will hunt you down and cut your head off. 8. Never invade Afghanistan, Afghanistan not only can't be conquered but it can't even conquer itself. Even if you win, you are going to end up dead by an assassin and your empire will just fall apart. 9. If you don't care about calories, fat isn't bad for you, but animal fat is. If you want to not ruin your organs, it's best to avoid anything with high levels of saturated fat. Things that have lots of saturated fat that you wouldn't expect, are like tortillas, corn shells for tacos, and Ramen. 10. Even though Gary Johnson is very popular among highly educated voters, who seem to really hate this election, and his platform seems to be at least worth a shot, he does want to eliminate the minimal wage. So take that as you will. 11. The TEC-9 was a firearm fed with a reasonably large magazine in front of the trigger. Not only was it used by criminals and easily rigged into automatic, not only was it an imprecise open-bolt mess, not only did liberals hate it, not only was it invented by Nords as a cheap sub-machinegun, but it also jammed constantly as you get what you paid for. Most gun-owners only want it for political reasons, not because it's worth any amount of money or useful for even plinking. 12. Most political attack ads of lower quality: make the opponent black and white, grimacing, sneezing, or frowning, or saying something taken out of context. These same techniques are used by RT and Fox News, as CNN is full of crap but manages to make their "news" look somewhat good. Edited by Das Imperium Lives, Aug 26 2017, 10:33 AM.



Funkadelia	Aug 16 2016, 03:37 PM Post #2
Posts: 2,155 Group: King of the Undead Member #86 Joined: Apr 22, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Socialist Nation in Lazarus Funkadelia	wow these are some smokin' hot tips



Altmoras	Aug 17 2016, 01:12 AM Post #3
Former Something Posts: 2,725 Group: Members Member #290 Joined: Mar 19, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Good Military Stance Defender Political Views Crazy Panda	Spicy!



Lamb	Aug 17 2016, 02:09 AM Post #4
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	I asked for an unordered list, actually.



Kowassati	Aug 17 2016, 05:37 AM Post #5
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	I got number 2 down sooo



JC Helios	Aug 18 2016, 02:26 AM Post #6
Lazarene Posts: 111 Group: Members Member #393 Joined: Aug 10, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good	Fund managers and traders do a bit more than just put money in indices.



Tim	Aug 18 2016, 07:48 AM Post #7
Lazarene Posts: 33 Group: Persona Non Grata Member #36 Joined: Apr 9, 2015	I need more hot tips



Yuno	Aug 18 2016, 09:51 PM Post #8
Lazarene Posts: 287 Group: Members Member #326 Joined: May 2, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Lolita Queen Discord Yuno	PROUD OF YOU<3



Das Imperium Lives	Aug 30 2016, 03:18 AM Post #9
Operating Analyst Posts: 149 Group: Members Member #149 Joined: May 16, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Social Democrat Nation in Lazarus Pentaga Giudici Discord Prole Confederation	Updated.



Lamb	Sep 2 2016, 05:20 AM Post #10
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	Lots of edgy tips. Thanks man!



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