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Lazarene Gazette Issue V Feb 2016 | |
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Lake Flotillas | Mar 8 2016, 11:55 AM Post #1 |
Also known as Rivercastle
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The Official Newspaper of Lazarus Issue V • February 2016 • 1 Page • Inter-Regional Edition NEWS: Phoenix Lands in Scandinavia, at Long Last By Lake Flotillas The Lazarene delegation on their way to Balder Rejoice ye all, as the Phoenix has finally arrived in the Nordic lands! That's right, the last of the Sinker-Sinker embassies have been opened after 2 long years(officially). In a relatively low-key affair that took place early this month, Lazarus and Balder have restored their embassies with each other. This process of reopening embassies was initiated late last month, when Kajan, the then and current Foreign Minister of Balder, decided to pop by Lazarus. Though Kajan's request for forum embassies was not initially accepted, it got some of the governmental officials in the Tiki Hut(our regional bar) thinking, "Why not?" Lake then got out of his drunken stupor and decided to head over to Balder to return the gesture. Over the process of the following week, forum embassies were set up, first in Balder, then in Lazarus. Establishing in-game embassies took a bit longer, but it was still done in the end. In lieu of the reestablishment of embassies, the Sovereign had this to say:
It is believed that further steps in reconciliation may be taking place soon, closing the chapter of cold war and ushering in new inter-Sinker cooperation. NEWS: The Phoenix Soars Again By Lake Flotillas Knights prepare to battle it out on the spam fields The surge in activity from last month looks set to continue this month, as Lazarus welcomes spring along with our fellow regions. With our forum having reached the 25,000th mark on 29th of February, there's not a better time to be in Lazarus! On the legislative side, here's what we have done:
On the administrative end:
And the cultural side:
Last but not least, 25 missions were conducted by the LLA, with Horse becoming our fastest rising recruit this month. More Lazarenes have been getting involved in the government as well as the LLA, a testament to our successful efforts in getting them involved. To conclude, Lazarus looks set for another month of continued growth and prosperity as NS Summer approaches soon. RUMOURS AROUND LAZARUS Comfy Chair Warehouse Burns! Radical Terrorists Suspected! By Loftegen Fire engulfed Loftegen's main Comfy Chair warehouse in Altenburg early this morning, sweeping through the enormous complex at a pace that suggested arson to everyone who witnessed the conflagration. Altenburg Fire Marshall Bill Burns, who investigated the blaze, said, "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!" before holding up a note written on a sheet of asbestos. Scrawled on the sheet in fireproof ink were the words: This fire was set by Lake Flotillas as an act of defiance against the tyranny of Supreme Autocrat Loftegen. Honest. RiverCastle Authorities had no comment on who RiverCastle might be, or on whether the note was a blatant attempt to frame a prominent member of the Lazarene Government for terrorism. Supreme Autocrat Loftegen himself had this to say: "BWAH-HA-HA! Er, um, I mean, how unfortunate." Loftegen in the NLO? By Caldariat After a number of high-profile incidents within Lazarus with all suspects proven innocent, Lazarenes are now asking the essential question: Who could it have been? The perpetrator is believed to wield enormous power in Lazarus, with access to the underground lair from which the Lazarene Gazette runs its printing press as well as the numerous LLA military bases. One brave reporter at the Lazarene Gazette postulated that Loftegen could be an agent of the NLO, responsible for these incidents inflicted upon Lazarus as revenge for their overthrow. He printed out one of the Gazette articles and highlighted the following line:
A Freudian slip perhaps? The reporter then requested government records on the activity of the government (or lack thereof) and concluded, "I find it disturbing that Loftegen has not had any mention on the records for the past month, other than a passing mention in a report regarding the NLO Prevention Organisation(NPO), otherwise known as the NLO Prohibition Department(NPD), as a potential member of NLO Resurgent." This begs the question: Who exactly is Loftegen? Before the reporter could continue with his wild speculations, he was taken away by men in civilian uniform, then dragged into an unmarked black van before being driven in the direction of the Osiran desert. Lazarene Alleged to have broken Laws of Physics By Lake Flotillas Ever heard of Schrödinger's cat, the thought experiment where a cat may be simultaneously dead and alive depending on whether the poison is released? Ignis Lupus, a Lazarene, was believed to have taken it one step further by summoning Schrodinger Cat into existence. Rumour has it that errors in the numerous equations used, as well as purchasing the wrong equipment for the experiment, meant that the cat existed in a superposition of the states of existence and non-existence. Afterwards, when numerous Lazarenes had a peek, the wave function collapsed, causing the cat to be in a state of existence. Rumour has it that Supreme Autocrat Loftegen is angered at Ignis Lupis's ability to carry out a thought experiment in real life, denouncing it as "witchcraft". Last we heard, the wave function collapsed again and the cat was dead. |
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Trackeendy | Mar 16 2016, 05:00 AM Post #11 |
True Native
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How do you post the Gazette to other regions? |
Lake Flotillas | Mar 16 2016, 05:02 AM Post #12 |
Also known as Rivercastle
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We copy the code on the previous page and repost in on the other forums |
Trackeendy | Mar 16 2016, 11:56 PM Post #13 |
True Native
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Sorry if I sound stupid, but I'm assuming you mean right click and copy the link address of Post #1. |
Trackeendy | Mar 16 2016, 11:58 PM Post #14 |
True Native
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Wait never mind, I figured it out. |
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