Fortunatedly, Unfortunatedly

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Fortunatedly, Unfortunatedly
Tweet Topic Started: Mar 4 2016, 07:36 PM (2,422 Views)
Ethuoze	Mar 4 2016, 07:36 PM Post #1
I am officially 2 Stalins. Isn't that nice? Posts: 622 Group: Members Member #249 Joined: Dec 15, 2015	Rules are simple, one person adds something fortunate to the story, then the next person adds something unfortunate to the story, and so on and so on. Realism is not a barrier, so let your imagination fly! Fortunatedly, Loftegen found a diamond. Edited by Ethuoze, Mar 4 2016, 09:08 PM.

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Aguero	Mar 6 2016, 10:37 AM Post #21
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Fortunately he was rescued by the Korean babe.



Kajan	Mar 6 2016, 11:02 AM Post #22
You sure you want to catch them all? Posts: 305 Group: Members Member #268 Joined: Jan 27, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral	Unfortunately, the Korean babe was actually a Japanese octopus.



Loftegen	Mar 6 2016, 05:12 PM Post #23
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Fortunately, octopus is tasty!



Ethuoze	Mar 6 2016, 06:36 PM Post #24
I am officially 2 Stalins. Isn't that nice? Posts: 622 Group: Members Member #249 Joined: Dec 15, 2015	Unfortunatedly, the octopus turned into solid uranium.



Loftegen	Mar 6 2016, 08:11 PM Post #25
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Fortunately it was U238, the non-radioactive kind, so I used it for a uranium-foil hat. Edited by Loftegen, Mar 7 2016, 05:21 PM.



Kajan	Mar 7 2016, 09:33 AM Post #26
You sure you want to catch them all? Posts: 305 Group: Members Member #268 Joined: Jan 27, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral	Unfortunately, Loft didn't realize that there is no isotope of uranium that isn't radioactive, and ingested a solid tonne of the stuff.



Ethuoze	Mar 7 2016, 04:16 PM Post #27
I am officially 2 Stalins. Isn't that nice? Posts: 622 Group: Members Member #249 Joined: Dec 15, 2015	Fortunately, Loftegen had a genetic mutation that made him immune to radioactivity.



Loftegen	Mar 7 2016, 05:24 PM Post #28
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Unfortunately, U238 has a half-life of 4.468 billion years, so the mutation was unnecessary, and only gave me superpowers.



Ethuoze	Mar 7 2016, 07:02 PM Post #29
I am officially 2 Stalins. Isn't that nice? Posts: 622 Group: Members Member #249 Joined: Dec 15, 2015	Unfortunately, Loftegen confused it with Lawrencium 206 Lr , and by the time he realizes it, it's too late. (Has a half-life of 2.7 minutes) Edited by Ethuoze, Mar 7 2016, 07:06 PM.



Loftegen	Mar 7 2016, 07:44 PM Post #30
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Fortunately, even though it was too late, the fine for returning my library book a day late was only $0.25.



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