Will you press the button?

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Will you press the button?
Tweet Topic Started: Feb 18 2016, 01:57 PM (1,486 Views)
Aguero	Feb 18 2016, 01:57 PM Post #1
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Title says it all. Get free food but have to post everything on Instagram. Will you press it?

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Loftegen	Mar 15 2016, 06:39 PM Post #31
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Press that button! You get your favorite kind of pizza free every day, but it always has an extra topping you hate on it.



Starberry	Mar 15 2016, 10:05 PM Post #32
Look At How She Sparkles Posts: 5,815 Group: Members Member #212 Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Neutral Political Views Crazy Panda Nation in Lazarus Starberries	I would press it. Most of the time I can pick off the toppings that I hate and not have an issue. You add another year to your life, or the life of someone you designate, but a random other person loses five years from theirs.



Loftegen	Mar 16 2016, 05:39 AM Post #33
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Press the button! Who wants to live forever? This guy! You will learn the secret to a happy life, but will never be able to communicate it to anyone else.



Starberry	Mar 16 2016, 10:44 PM Post #34
Look At How She Sparkles Posts: 5,815 Group: Members Member #212 Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Neutral Political Views Crazy Panda Nation in Lazarus Starberries	I would not press the button. I am already happy, someone else needs this button more than me. You get a single pie every day for the rest of your life, and it's always a different kind of pie from the day before, but it's never your favorite kind of pie.



Loftegen	Mar 17 2016, 05:26 AM Post #35
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	I'll take it! press You gain a perfectly efficient, all-in-one servant (valet, maid, butler, whatever you need done), but they watch you while you sleep.



Starberry	Mar 17 2016, 11:29 PM Post #36
Look At How She Sparkles Posts: 5,815 Group: Members Member #212 Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Neutral Political Views Crazy Panda Nation in Lazarus Starberries	presses teh button You get $100 dollars, and someone else loses their life savings.



Loftegen	Mar 19 2016, 06:16 AM Post #37
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	I'll pass. You get free breakfast every morning, but it's always eggs benedict.



Starberry	Mar 19 2016, 11:49 AM Post #38
Look At How She Sparkles Posts: 5,815 Group: Members Member #212 Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Neutral Political Views Crazy Panda Nation in Lazarus Starberries	I would not press the button. A flower blooms and a hornet dies.



Aguero	Mar 19 2016, 12:28 PM Post #39
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	* Breaks the button by pressing it too much * You get a free coupon for first class on the Five star airlines eg; Cathay Pacific, Songapore Airlines, Emirates but you always get Spaghetti with Honey ham, Broccoli, Salmon



Loftegen	Mar 19 2016, 06:48 PM Post #40
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Press dat button. You will get the fastest yacht in the world, but its engines are so big and so fuel hungry, that there's almost no room left for accomodations.



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