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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 18 2016, 01:57 PM (1,469 Views) | |
| Aguero | Feb 18 2016, 01:57 PM Post #1 |
Taeyeon's Bae
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Title says it all. Get free food but have to post everything on Instagram. Will you press it? |
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| Loftegen | Nov 25 2016, 02:03 AM Post #201 |
Supreme Autocrat
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It's my life's dream! Push! You become a millionaire, but you have to listen to H-Pop every day. |
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| Kowassati | Nov 26 2016, 02:58 AM Post #202 |
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service
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OH GOD NO, i would rather step in front of a bullet train You can sit anywhere you like, but every place has a hidden spring-loaded device that'll throw you across the room |
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| Loftegen | Nov 27 2016, 01:44 AM Post #203 |
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That actually sounds kind of cool! Press! You will keep your teeth until the end of your life, but you have to brush them with used fry oil three times a day. |
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| Kowassati | Nov 28 2016, 12:23 AM Post #204 |
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Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service
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Push, it'll make my breath smell like KFC You have access to a guided missile, but it only launches with a kitten tied to the end of the missile |
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| Loftegen | Nov 28 2016, 03:56 AM Post #205 |
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Sacrifices have to be made. Launch! You get a jelly donut, but R. Lee Emery will yell at you if try to eat it. |
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| Kowassati | Nov 28 2016, 06:19 PM Post #206 |
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Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service
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Press, I've had enough people yell at me so it won't bother me You have access to all of the clean drinking water in the world, but it is all inside a meteorite crater with flesh-eating piranhas and you can't pump it out |
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| Starberry | Dec 26 2016, 07:38 AM Post #207 |
Look At How She Sparkles
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I'll pass. You get one dollar a day for the rest of your life; someone else who could use it just a little bit more than you loses a dollar a day for the rest of their life. |
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| Loftegen | Dec 26 2016, 08:57 PM Post #208 |
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Nope. You get a lifetime supply of butter, jam, and honey; but all you get for bread is 100 year old hardtack. |
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| Altmoras | Dec 27 2016, 12:03 PM Post #209 |
Former Something
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Nope. You get $1,000,000 in $20 bills. However if a police officer ever sees you use one of the original $20 bills from the $1,000,000 they will arrest you for Grand Theft right on the spot. |
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| Loftegen | Dec 27 2016, 05:10 PM Post #210 |
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Press. There are lots of ways to get rid of a $20 with no cop ever seeing it. You'll get a new computer that will always work perfectly, but you have to sacrifice a virgin under the light of every full moon to get it. |
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