[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine

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[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine; Pray here for success on the spamfields!

Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM (3,143 Views)

Lake Flotillas

Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM Post #1

Also known as Rivercastle

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Alignment: Lawful Good
Military Stance: Neutral
Nation in Lazarus: Lake Flotillas

THE SPAM SHRINE

Greetings, mortals. You are currently in a holy place, a sacred place! Beware, for these are powerful gods that reside within these mortal premises. For years, we have watched you silently as you fought it out in the spam fields, occasionally blessing heroes with luck as we see fit. Alas, times have changed. We realised we couldn't sit high up there and watch on anymore. We......ran out of divine credits to pay for our next feast. Nobody prays to us for luck anymore! Hence, we decided that this shrine would be necessary. To allow us to reach out to you, mortals. To make our presence known in the spam fields once again. To......pay for our next feast(shhhh, you didn't hear that).

Furthermore, we......need new blood. You see, the old Gods felt tired watching mindless spam, and decided that watching clouds was far more entertaining. Hence, we need new Gods. Normally, we would have set up trials to determine the new Gods, but to keep up with the times, we've decided to make use of the technology called a form.

Holy Form

Name:
Preferred name as a god:
Why you want to be a god:

We'll be accepting up to 3 gods in this Shrine, to form a Triumvirate of sorts. So now, I declare this shrine to be established. Pray away! Give donations! And last but not least, may the odds be ever in your favour

Resident Gods
Title Unknown	Title Unknown	Kpop Loving Spam Goddess
Starberrista aka Starberry	Xono aka Izon	Inozo aka Caldariat

Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 23 2016, 05:32 AM.

Replies:
Izon	Jul 14 2017, 04:13 PM Post #571
Waider Posts: 1,025 Group: Members Member #123 Joined: Apr 26, 2015 Military Stance Raider Political Views Crazy Panda	Loftgen Praise ~~Kek~~ iZoN! Glory to ~~Pepe~~ IZON! There you go! Now your on my nice list. Edited by Izon, Jul 14 2017, 04:14 PM.



Aguero	Jul 16 2017, 06:02 AM Post #572
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Lmao



Izon	Jul 16 2017, 06:14 AM Post #573
Waider Posts: 1,025 Group: Members Member #123 Joined: Apr 26, 2015 Military Stance Raider Political Views Crazy Panda	Ur not gettin my blessing at this rate



Aguero	Jul 16 2017, 06:34 AM Post #574
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Izon Jul 16 2017, 06:14 AM Ur not gettin my blessing at this rate We're both spam Gods lel



Amerion	Jul 16 2017, 06:35 AM Post #575
Star Destroyer Posts: 6,524 Group: Accused Member #29 Joined: Apr 9, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Amerion Discord Amerion#9702	Bwahaha That's cute



Izon	Jul 16 2017, 02:36 PM Post #576
Waider Posts: 1,025 Group: Members Member #123 Joined: Apr 26, 2015 Military Stance Raider Political Views Crazy Panda	Oh didn't realize it's you Cal



Aumelodia	Jul 16 2017, 02:37 PM Post #577
🌺 His Divine Eminence Posts: 584 Group: Accused Member #495 Joined: Dec 20, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Aumelodia Discord Somyrion#8047	oi? I cannot keep up with you spam deities!



Izon	Jul 16 2017, 03:50 PM Post #578
Waider Posts: 1,025 Group: Members Member #123 Joined: Apr 26, 2015 Military Stance Raider Political Views Crazy Panda	I'm the only one that matters.



Adytus	Oct 15 2017, 01:51 AM Post #579
Blessed of the Vale Posts: 2,614 Group: Necromancer of Arbitration Member #361 Joined: Jun 27, 2016	Smashes things to bits in this thread There is only one holy place in Lazarus, and it is wherever Funk is standing.



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