[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine

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[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine; Pray here for success on the spamfields!

Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM (3,145 Views)

Lake Flotillas

Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM Post #1

Also known as Rivercastle

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Alignment: Lawful Good
Military Stance: Neutral
Nation in Lazarus: Lake Flotillas

THE SPAM SHRINE

Greetings, mortals. You are currently in a holy place, a sacred place! Beware, for these are powerful gods that reside within these mortal premises. For years, we have watched you silently as you fought it out in the spam fields, occasionally blessing heroes with luck as we see fit. Alas, times have changed. We realised we couldn't sit high up there and watch on anymore. We......ran out of divine credits to pay for our next feast. Nobody prays to us for luck anymore! Hence, we decided that this shrine would be necessary. To allow us to reach out to you, mortals. To make our presence known in the spam fields once again. To......pay for our next feast(shhhh, you didn't hear that).

Furthermore, we......need new blood. You see, the old Gods felt tired watching mindless spam, and decided that watching clouds was far more entertaining. Hence, we need new Gods. Normally, we would have set up trials to determine the new Gods, but to keep up with the times, we've decided to make use of the technology called a form.

Holy Form

Name:
Preferred name as a god:
Why you want to be a god:

We'll be accepting up to 3 gods in this Shrine, to form a Triumvirate of sorts. So now, I declare this shrine to be established. Pray away! Give donations! And last but not least, may the odds be ever in your favour

Resident Gods
Title Unknown	Title Unknown	Kpop Loving Spam Goddess
Starberrista aka Starberry	Xono aka Izon	Inozo aka Caldariat

Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 23 2016, 05:32 AM.

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Loftegen	Jan 3 2017, 06:50 AM Post #561
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	hands Kowassati a fried SPAM sandwich



The Holy Corgi	Jan 8 2017, 11:00 PM Post #562
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Loft hands me the SPAM Sandwich with a shape of my face I have seen the face of beauty!



Loftegen	Jan 9 2017, 07:36 AM Post #563
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	"It's a miracle! Holy Zaharra has granted you a boon!"



Kowassati	Jan 23 2017, 01:02 AM Post #564
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	*Gladly accepts boon I will serve



Loftegen	Jan 23 2017, 04:50 AM Post #565
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Yay!



Kowassati	Feb 12 2017, 07:17 PM Post #566
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	Nay!



Loftegen	Feb 14 2017, 06:46 AM Post #567
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Oh, yes, yes, yes!



Kowassati	Mar 4 2017, 12:15 AM Post #568
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	OH NO NO NO



Aumelodia	Mar 4 2017, 01:52 AM Post #569
🌺 His Divine Eminence Posts: 584 Group: Accused Member #495 Joined: Dec 20, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Aumelodia Discord Somyrion#8047	Oy vey!



Loftegen	Mar 4 2017, 06:59 AM Post #570
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Praise Kek! Glory to Pepe!



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