[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine

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[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine; Pray here for success on the spamfields!

Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM (3,146 Views)

Lake Flotillas

Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM Post #1

Also known as Rivercastle

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Alignment: Lawful Good
Military Stance: Neutral
Nation in Lazarus: Lake Flotillas

THE SPAM SHRINE

Greetings, mortals. You are currently in a holy place, a sacred place! Beware, for these are powerful gods that reside within these mortal premises. For years, we have watched you silently as you fought it out in the spam fields, occasionally blessing heroes with luck as we see fit. Alas, times have changed. We realised we couldn't sit high up there and watch on anymore. We......ran out of divine credits to pay for our next feast. Nobody prays to us for luck anymore! Hence, we decided that this shrine would be necessary. To allow us to reach out to you, mortals. To make our presence known in the spam fields once again. To......pay for our next feast(shhhh, you didn't hear that).

Furthermore, we......need new blood. You see, the old Gods felt tired watching mindless spam, and decided that watching clouds was far more entertaining. Hence, we need new Gods. Normally, we would have set up trials to determine the new Gods, but to keep up with the times, we've decided to make use of the technology called a form.

Holy Form

Name:
Preferred name as a god:
Why you want to be a god:

We'll be accepting up to 3 gods in this Shrine, to form a Triumvirate of sorts. So now, I declare this shrine to be established. Pray away! Give donations! And last but not least, may the odds be ever in your favour

Resident Gods
Title Unknown	Title Unknown	Kpop Loving Spam Goddess
Starberrista aka Starberry	Xono aka Izon	Inozo aka Caldariat

Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 23 2016, 05:32 AM.

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The Holy Corgi	Dec 27 2016, 03:31 PM Post #551
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Just found an old letter in my basement 2 days ago. Here what it says: JCZ ALJJ YZISW EVJ OPFD LEOWM ZT FG LRAXYHZKP HMTE OBTTHX RZIW LZIQ. ZZ TTKEV FGO GUKPOI MSS RXDGFZP. VJ PTZQ ZTJJ T SWSM QCW MSS FGDKJK JCZ PTZQ ALJJ BY HMX QIYNCS. HTDV - HXLGFK SWSM: EVJ PZFIL NVTLPB BBWZ GX NVFGRSI. BE KNEW OSHEVJK PBYBEM NG HVNVS VNL YORX HWQE MS JGRFFOPR. YATG BBWZ GX FGJW LG F VTDMXC. Another note says it's one of my friend who think they're God. It's a 4-letter word taken from his name, it says. Maybe someone in here, like you Loft. I don't know any coding stuff and how it works and more badooly-donkey things, but maybe someone should. Here's another one I found earlier: Bcrfub 31, 1919 Qvvzoo, ZC Og shyxibpc lcha jfvvo l ubpayv uple nwdrw cjsp ejm Tfi fg Xczxqslrtf. Asp yih ciiz kfckwjz espce tv, ad zlv uwwo vw bl eee ptd dzdalvs, esz yih isio 5 utywbty ewumc sgz, iv gfnm ez vpt wprdm. Esg aihxlf eld xmgf sce, kzggztk me nwdd, cvs pw gswmldtn h xypcdlpl nleit wwo dci us fom vyqeh dlf niop kb. Xa wypcwop'b ql xyfzp, T uixk xf ngdpnn, hprtf wwo eqkppzaietqvh kse'u ezcupxw xyfap vkvsz sw 'Hwod'. Og hvr, yfz mcqbwlv zo estep X dvfum plttxlv wpcyo c aryscm rfdv ii alv cinv qn ioi juiefg. Qi dej dwgptms pr smwzo cvs zszm. Az hg jgvyxib te jwbl eee miloqclh kim dntqeayif wy ejm hjvfmttyi. Tjjozmg, T vpwl alv Wqrppmgl Gzqppc, ca ioi jdztavcgl art qy ejm tugizxetqv. Wlvv ja hscb xa wrjl: Esqc psp dbvvtpl hoecu zpfpqil, ej upp xktalrejcx zh bwl Sef pld ewbl. Xypc pggznvrv tplwv wumii, upzf gdtycfom dscti zywgmc, ejwj zlrmb dzom ql wrwmo. Sg qh jsdjvr. Ejm Psqzhpej uixal kp cd,"Ejwj zlrmb ncgiil e juiefg qc dlzdp T hqcak tcfidp wxdu. Qrlm xp c pdti, npzdskx bl, eee wqqgz bl cfvz mwqws." P tipxspuqtk e dbv. L xcv los npcwogbw tebf jzzma. Qvsbt bslv igl Tcfidpf jn alv Pvp. L oic dlf iid ejm Evavs. VCFVMG FED J BLSV ZTDSG UVPTEVP LLK FSZGPQ X UVLC WE POWR ZEY FUTE AU AASCPFL."Ejii hpc jb dlkl. Tciiz nfwn Udvr, kim decbjl afvto hgqgkpp gtzlv igvyee bsp ywdkw. Fom etom p uskf npwn ii alv xqyoqeh vj dz azy'u jtkvfpu htpldd. Av mwzvgl pa aybb te uixk; "E gmij ejii dmcm kzxg bd smwf. Jphczt alru bspa upf kf pce eq aiymmf. Bsp ywdkw njtw mg bwl metxtccbxvr, zo estep bhrp xqww ewbl jfs bpxrbpamfo. XYTUM, SWMGSM YOC UQLEC."



Kowassati	Dec 28 2016, 01:22 AM Post #552
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	Appears Russian to me



Aguero	Dec 28 2016, 12:42 PM Post #553
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Dec 26 2016, 05:18 PM Starberry Dec 26 2016, 07:55 AM yawns and stretches "You must be the new maid!" hands Starberries a broom "Tidy the place up, would you?" Loft... That's Starbarrista a actual God like me and unlike you.



Loftegen	Dec 28 2016, 05:13 PM Post #554
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Irene Dec 28 2016, 12:42 PM Loftegen Dec 26 2016, 05:18 PM Starberry Dec 26 2016, 07:55 AM yawns and stretches "You must be the new maid!" hands Starberries a broom "Tidy the place up, would you?" Loft... That's Starbarrista a actual God like me and unlike you. I've got more posts than both of you put together! Anyway: "You must be the other new maid." hands Irene a mop and bucket "Follow the other one around, and mop where she's swept, okay? Great!"



Kowassati	Dec 29 2016, 05:45 AM Post #555
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	Neuh what *Falls off stool



Loftegen	Dec 29 2016, 06:15 AM Post #556
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	"That's no way to address your Supreme Deity of Spam, Kowassati." as a gentle reminder, Zaharra sets Kowassati's eyes on fire



Loftegen	Jan 1 2017, 10:45 PM Post #557
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	"Ah, what a gloriously clean spam shrine, dedectated wholly to the Great Old One, Zaharra!" hastily hangs curtains in front of statues of alleged 'other gods'



Aguero	Jan 2 2017, 03:19 PM Post #558
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Jan 1 2017, 10:45 PM "Ah, what a gloriously clean spam shrine, dedectated wholly to the Great Old One, Zaharra!" hastily hangs curtains in front of statues of alleged 'other gods' Okay.... well I've had fucking enough with your god-modding .



Loftegen	Jan 2 2017, 04:51 PM Post #559
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	dances a victory dance



Kowassati	Jan 3 2017, 03:22 AM Post #560
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	*joins the dancing



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