[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine

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[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine; Pray here for success on the spamfields!

Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM (3,147 Views)

Lake Flotillas

Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM Post #1

Also known as Rivercastle

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Alignment: Lawful Good
Military Stance: Neutral
Nation in Lazarus: Lake Flotillas

THE SPAM SHRINE

Greetings, mortals. You are currently in a holy place, a sacred place! Beware, for these are powerful gods that reside within these mortal premises. For years, we have watched you silently as you fought it out in the spam fields, occasionally blessing heroes with luck as we see fit. Alas, times have changed. We realised we couldn't sit high up there and watch on anymore. We......ran out of divine credits to pay for our next feast. Nobody prays to us for luck anymore! Hence, we decided that this shrine would be necessary. To allow us to reach out to you, mortals. To make our presence known in the spam fields once again. To......pay for our next feast(shhhh, you didn't hear that).

Furthermore, we......need new blood. You see, the old Gods felt tired watching mindless spam, and decided that watching clouds was far more entertaining. Hence, we need new Gods. Normally, we would have set up trials to determine the new Gods, but to keep up with the times, we've decided to make use of the technology called a form.

Holy Form

Name:
Preferred name as a god:
Why you want to be a god:

We'll be accepting up to 3 gods in this Shrine, to form a Triumvirate of sorts. So now, I declare this shrine to be established. Pray away! Give donations! And last but not least, may the odds be ever in your favour

Resident Gods
Title Unknown	Title Unknown	Kpop Loving Spam Goddess
Starberrista aka Starberry	Xono aka Izon	Inozo aka Caldariat

Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 23 2016, 05:32 AM.

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Loftegen	Dec 16 2016, 04:59 PM Post #541
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	The Holy Corgi Dec 16 2016, 02:09 PM Loftegen Dec 15 2016, 06:58 AM The Holy Corgi Dec 15 2016, 03:57 AM Zur PC is of consistän in für GTSFüursen. is bary fäasten, comraden? Have you been reading from the Book of Incoherent Babble again? Zu do HET fükken with ofen Mein, Dumpkoff! Mein iz ofen consisteningen in ze Pölandballen 3; сверхдержава ofen NS! That's a verbatim quote of Incoherent Babble, Chapter 3, Verse 22. The most common interpretation of the said verse is 'yes'. May the blessings of Zaharra the Eternal and Unfathomable be upon you, child. Edited by Loftegen, Dec 16 2016, 04:59 PM.



New Rogernomics	Dec 16 2016, 05:53 PM Post #542
Ghost of Kitties Past Posts: 2,732 Group: Citizen Member #174 Joined: Jul 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Rogernomics Discord NewRogernomics	[IMDB]Star Trek[/IMDB] This was an IMDB tag test. Edited by New Rogernomics, Dec 16 2016, 05:54 PM.



The Holy Corgi	Dec 17 2016, 06:14 PM Post #543
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Loftegen Dec 16 2016, 04:59 PM The Holy Corgi Dec 16 2016, 02:09 PM Loftegen Dec 15 2016, 06:58 AM The Holy Corgi Dec 15 2016, 03:57 AM Zur PC is of consistän in für GTSFüursen. is bary fäasten, comraden? Have you been reading from the Book of Incoherent Babble again? Zu do HET fükken with ofen Mein, Dumpkoff! Mein iz ofen consisteningen in ze Pölandballen 3; сверхдержава ofen NS! That's a verbatim quote of Incoherent Babble, Chapter 3, Verse 22. The most common interpretation of the said verse is 'yes'. May the blessings of Zaharra the Mortal and Destructable be upon Satan. Zur "Inconherent Babble" iz ofen wankstein-fullzen!



Loftegen	Dec 18 2016, 06:25 AM Post #544
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	No Snowmen in the shrine; they make the place untidy!



The Holy Corgi	Dec 20 2016, 08:14 AM Post #545
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	F**k ziz, Mein'zen outten here.



Loftegen	Dec 20 2016, 04:46 PM Post #546
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	redecorates the shrine to reflect the approach of Zaharramas



Kowassati	Dec 23 2016, 09:37 AM Post #547
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	*Breathes in a deep breath Ahhh, back to spam



Loftegen	Dec 23 2016, 08:37 PM Post #548
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Kowassati Dec 23 2016, 09:37 AM *Breathes in a deep breath Ahhh, back to spam Zaharra the Mighty and Implacable places a crown made of spam upon Kowassati's head. "Bless you, My child. Have a happy and greasy Zaharramas!"



Starberry	Dec 26 2016, 07:55 AM Post #549
Look At How She Sparkles Posts: 5,815 Group: Members Member #212 Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Neutral Political Views Crazy Panda Nation in Lazarus Starberries	yawns and stretches



Loftegen	Dec 26 2016, 05:18 PM Post #550
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Starberry Dec 26 2016, 07:55 AM yawns and stretches "You must be the new maid!" hands Starberries a broom "Tidy the place up, would you?"



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