[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine

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[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine; Pray here for success on the spamfields!

Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM (3,148 Views)

Lake Flotillas

Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM Post #1

Also known as Rivercastle

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Alignment: Lawful Good
Military Stance: Neutral
Nation in Lazarus: Lake Flotillas

THE SPAM SHRINE

Greetings, mortals. You are currently in a holy place, a sacred place! Beware, for these are powerful gods that reside within these mortal premises. For years, we have watched you silently as you fought it out in the spam fields, occasionally blessing heroes with luck as we see fit. Alas, times have changed. We realised we couldn't sit high up there and watch on anymore. We......ran out of divine credits to pay for our next feast. Nobody prays to us for luck anymore! Hence, we decided that this shrine would be necessary. To allow us to reach out to you, mortals. To make our presence known in the spam fields once again. To......pay for our next feast(shhhh, you didn't hear that).

Furthermore, we......need new blood. You see, the old Gods felt tired watching mindless spam, and decided that watching clouds was far more entertaining. Hence, we need new Gods. Normally, we would have set up trials to determine the new Gods, but to keep up with the times, we've decided to make use of the technology called a form.

Holy Form

Name:
Preferred name as a god:
Why you want to be a god:

We'll be accepting up to 3 gods in this Shrine, to form a Triumvirate of sorts. So now, I declare this shrine to be established. Pray away! Give donations! And last but not least, may the odds be ever in your favour

Resident Gods
Title Unknown	Title Unknown	Kpop Loving Spam Goddess
Starberrista aka Starberry	Xono aka Izon	Inozo aka Caldariat

Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 23 2016, 05:32 AM.

Replies:
Aguero	Dec 13 2016, 06:50 AM Post #531
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	The Holy Corgi Dec 12 2016, 09:59 AM Rate my setup tho. I approve. Edited by Aguero, Dec 13 2016, 06:50 AM.



The Holy Corgi	Dec 13 2016, 08:18 AM Post #532
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Loftegen Dec 13 2016, 06:07 AM Wicked! I'll bet your frame-rate is over 100! Where can I get one? I have 4 more in stock here in my house. I'll ship you one if you want.



Aguero	Dec 13 2016, 08:25 AM Post #533
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	The Holy Corgi Dec 13 2016, 08:18 AM Loftegen Dec 13 2016, 06:07 AM Wicked! I'll bet your frame-rate is over 100! Where can I get one? I have 4 more in stock here in my house. I'll ship you one if you want. Here I am like a pleb.



Loftegen	Dec 13 2016, 04:42 PM Post #534
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Nice monitor!



The Holy Corgi	Dec 15 2016, 03:57 AM Post #535
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Zur PC is of consistän in für GTSFüursen. is bary fäasten, comraden?



Loftegen	Dec 15 2016, 06:58 AM Post #536
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	The Holy Corgi Dec 15 2016, 03:57 AM Zur PC is of consistän in für GTSFüursen. is bary fäasten, comraden? Have you been reading from the Book of Incoherent Babble again?



Aguero	Dec 15 2016, 04:22 PM Post #537
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	NAME CHANGE!



Loftegen	Dec 15 2016, 05:15 PM Post #538
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Irene Dec 15 2016, 04:22 PM NAME CHANGE! Settle down, Lackey ~~Caldariat~~ ~~Taeyeon~~ ~~something I can't remember~~ Irene.



Aguero	Dec 16 2016, 11:27 AM Post #539
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Dec 15 2016, 05:15 PM Irene Dec 15 2016, 04:22 PM NAME CHANGE! Settle down, Lackey ~~Caldariat~~ ~~Taeyeon~~ ~~something I can't remember~~ Irene. It was Fei.



The Holy Corgi	Dec 16 2016, 02:09 PM Post #540
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Loftegen Dec 15 2016, 06:58 AM The Holy Corgi Dec 15 2016, 03:57 AM Zur PC is of consistän in für GTSFüursen. is bary fäasten, comraden? Have you been reading from the Book of Incoherent Babble again? Zu do HET fükken with ofen Mein, Dumpkoff! Mein iz ofen consisteningen in ze Pölandballen 3; сверхдержава ofen NS!



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