[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine

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[ti]SM[/ti]The Spam Shrine; Pray here for success on the spamfields!

Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM (3,197 Views)

Lake Flotillas

Feb 14 2016, 04:38 PM Post #1

Also known as Rivercastle

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Alignment: Lawful Good
Military Stance: Neutral
Nation in Lazarus: Lake Flotillas

THE SPAM SHRINE

Greetings, mortals. You are currently in a holy place, a sacred place! Beware, for these are powerful gods that reside within these mortal premises. For years, we have watched you silently as you fought it out in the spam fields, occasionally blessing heroes with luck as we see fit. Alas, times have changed. We realised we couldn't sit high up there and watch on anymore. We......ran out of divine credits to pay for our next feast. Nobody prays to us for luck anymore! Hence, we decided that this shrine would be necessary. To allow us to reach out to you, mortals. To make our presence known in the spam fields once again. To......pay for our next feast(shhhh, you didn't hear that).

Furthermore, we......need new blood. You see, the old Gods felt tired watching mindless spam, and decided that watching clouds was far more entertaining. Hence, we need new Gods. Normally, we would have set up trials to determine the new Gods, but to keep up with the times, we've decided to make use of the technology called a form.

Holy Form

Name:
Preferred name as a god:
Why you want to be a god:

We'll be accepting up to 3 gods in this Shrine, to form a Triumvirate of sorts. So now, I declare this shrine to be established. Pray away! Give donations! And last but not least, may the odds be ever in your favour

Resident Gods
Title Unknown	Title Unknown	Kpop Loving Spam Goddess
Starberrista aka Starberry	Xono aka Izon	Inozo aka Caldariat

Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 23 2016, 05:32 AM.

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Lake Flotillas	Feb 20 2016, 04:06 PM Post #41
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Great and Divine Gods, I humbly beseech you to use your great and awesome powers to tell us who is Spam Overlord this week.



Loftegen	Feb 21 2016, 12:43 AM Post #42
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Izon Feb 20 2016, 09:15 AM Loftegen Feb 19 2016, 06:59 PM Great and Divine Starberrista, I humbly beseech thee, grant me the power to spam mine enemies who, being not in thy sight, shall snuff it. Xono is outraged that puny Loftgen has not sought out da blessing of Xono. What can I say, Great and Wrathful Xono, but that your statue isn't anywhere near as cute as Starberrista's? I beg you, forgive my oversight, and grant me the spamming prowess to smite my enemies, in your Holy and Vengeful name.



Aguero	Feb 21 2016, 12:49 AM Post #43
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 12:43 AM Izon Feb 20 2016, 09:15 AM Loftegen Feb 19 2016, 06:59 PM Great and Divine Starberrista, I humbly beseech thee, grant me the power to spam mine enemies who, being not in thy sight, shall snuff it. Xono is outraged that puny Loftgen has not sought out da blessing of Xono. What can I say, Great and Wrathful Xono, but that your statue isn't anywhere near as cute as Starberrista's? I beg you, forgive my oversight, and grant me the spamming prowess to smite my enemies, in your Holy and Vengeful name. What about Inozo the prettiest of the gods?



Loftegen	Feb 21 2016, 12:50 AM Post #44
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Izonno the Unfathomable, I implore Your Unmercifulness to grant me the spam prowess to drown my foes in a greasy deluge of gelatinous spammy goo.



Aguero	Feb 21 2016, 12:52 AM Post #45
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 12:50 AM Izonno the Unfathomable, I implore Your Unmercifulness to grant me the spam prowess to drown my foes in a greasy deluge of gelatinous spammy goo. I grant you permission to crush your rivals but not the goo part, but you have to say I'm the prettiest of the gods.



Loftegen	Feb 21 2016, 01:02 AM Post #46
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Caldariat Feb 21 2016, 12:52 AM Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 12:50 AM Izonno the Unfathomable, I implore Your Unmercifulness to grant me the spam prowess to drown my foes in a greasy deluge of gelatinous spammy goo. I grant you permission to crush your rivals but not the goo part, but you have to say I'm the prettiest of the gods. Izonno is undoubtedly and inarguably the prettiest of the male deities.



Aguero	Feb 21 2016, 03:28 AM Post #47
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 01:02 AM Caldariat Feb 21 2016, 12:52 AM Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 12:50 AM Izonno the Unfathomable, I implore Your Unmercifulness to grant me the spam prowess to drown my foes in a greasy deluge of gelatinous spammy goo. I grant you permission to crush your rivals but not the goo part, but you have to say I'm the prettiest of the gods. Izonno is undoubtedly and inarguably the prettiest of the male deities. I'm a female god



Loftegen	Feb 21 2016, 06:52 AM Post #48
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Caldariat Feb 21 2016, 03:28 AM Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 01:02 AM Caldariat Feb 21 2016, 12:52 AM Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 12:50 AM Izonno the Unfathomable, I implore Your Unmercifulness to grant me the spam prowess to drown my foes in a greasy deluge of gelatinous spammy goo. I grant you permission to crush your rivals but not the goo part, but you have to say I'm the prettiest of the gods. Izonno is undoubtedly and inarguably the prettiest of the male deities. I'm a female god Whoops!



Izon	Feb 21 2016, 11:52 AM Post #49
Waider Posts: 1,025 Group: Members Member #123 Joined: Apr 26, 2015 Military Stance Raider Political Views Crazy Panda	Loftegen Feb 21 2016, 12:43 AM Izon Feb 20 2016, 09:15 AM Loftegen Feb 19 2016, 06:59 PM Great and Divine Starberrista, I humbly beseech thee, grant me the power to spam mine enemies who, being not in thy sight, shall snuff it. Xono is outraged that puny Loftgen has not sought out da blessing of Xono. What can I say, Great and Wrathful Xono, but that your statue isn't anywhere near as cute as Starberrista's? I beg you, forgive my oversight, and grant me the spamming prowess to smite my enemies, in your Holy and Vengeful name. Zee power shall be granted to ya!



Starberry	Feb 21 2016, 10:59 PM Post #50
Look At How She Sparkles Posts: 5,815 Group: Members Member #212 Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Neutral Political Views Crazy Panda Nation in Lazarus Starberries	Loftegen Feb 19 2016, 06:59 PM What can I say, Great and Wrathful Xono, but that your statue isn't anywhere near as cute as Starberrista's? D'aw. Extra blessings upon you. Edited by Starberry, Feb 21 2016, 10:59 PM.



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