Rumours around Lazarus(Working name)

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Rumours around Lazarus(Working name); As suggested by Izon
Tweet Topic Started: Jan 12 2016, 03:04 PM (179 Views)
Lake Flotillas	Jan 12 2016, 03:04 PM Post #1
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	I guess I'll start with "Sovereign Loftgen was rumored to have locked up prominent dissident Communist Stephen Colbert" Prominent Dissident Missing; Sovereign Alleged to be Involved Communist Stephen Colbert, a prominent dissident in Lazarus, has not been seen for a few days. He was well-known (or notorious, depending on how you look at it) for sitting at the Emerald Square for hours on end, with a bust of Milograd in one hand - which he claims was from the statue of Milograd that used to be in the Square - and a small fish tank with two fishes in the other. One could always find him sitting where Milograd's statue used to stand, extolling the deeds of 'Glorious Chairman Milograd' and urging Lazarenes to return to the People's Republic. But it was not the case recently. Rumour has it that when he visited Loftegen some time ago to praise him for exercising the "Will of the Glorious Chairman Milograd", Loftegen smashed the bust on the floor. He then responded by branding Loftegen as a crony of the NPO, a move that was said to have sealed his fate, as Loftegen sent him to the Comfy Chair immediately. Whether he leaves the Comfy Chair remains to be seen. Edited by Lake Flotillas, Jan 12 2016, 04:52 PM.

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Aguero	Feb 28 2016, 06:54 AM Post #11
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Lake Flotillas Feb 27 2016, 10:26 AM Perhaps: Loftegen in the NLO? After a number of high-profile incidents within Lazarus with all suspects proven innocent, Lazarenes are now asking the essential question: Who could it have been? The perpetrator is believed to wield enormous power in Lazarus, with access to the underground lair from which the Lazarene Gazette runs its printing press as well as the numerous LLA military bases. One brave reporter at the Lazarene Gazette postulated that Loftegen could be an agent of the NLO, responsible for these incidents inflicted upon Lazarus as revenge for their overthrow. He printed out one of the Gazette articles and highlighted the following line: Incriminating evidence Supreme Autocrat Loftegen himself had this to say: "BWAH-HA-HA! Er, um, I mean, how unfortunate." A Freudian slip perhaps? The reporter then requested government records on the activity of the government (or lack thereof) and concluded, "I find it disturbing that Loftegen has not had any mention on the records for the past month, other than a passing mention in a report regarding the NLO Prevention Organisation(NPO), otherwise known as the NLO Prohibition Department(NPD), as a potential member of NLO Resurgent." This begs the question: Who exactly is Loftegen? Before the reporter could continue with his wild speculations, he was taken away by men in civilian uniform, then dragged into an unmarked black van before being driven in the direction of the Osiran desert. Caldariat gets credit for this article for coming up with the idea. Also, I managed to insert references to the New Pacific Order, North Pacific Directorate(NPO's coup of TNP), and the Empire Yeah this seems much better.



Lake Flotillas	Feb 28 2016, 07:39 AM Post #12
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Lazarene Alleged to have broken Laws of Physics Ever heard of Schrödinger's cat, the thought experiment where a cat may be simultaneously dead and alive depending on whether the poison is released? Ignis Lupus, a Lazarene, was believed to have taken it one step further by summoning Schrodinger Cat into existence. Rumour has it that errors in the numerous equations used, as well as purchasing the wrong equipment for the experiment, meant that the cat existed in a superposition of the states of existence and non-existence. Afterwards, when numerous Lazarenes had a peek, the wave function collapsed, causing the cat to be in a state of existence. Rumour has it that Supreme Autocrat Loftegen is angered at Ignis Lupis's ability to carry out a thought experiment in real life, denouncing it as "witchcraft". Last we heard, the wave function collapsed again and the cat was dead.



Loftegen	Feb 28 2016, 07:16 PM Post #13
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Nicely done, lake!



Aguero	Mar 5 2016, 09:42 AM Post #14
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Reporters missing! Supression suspected. After recent articles were submitted into the Lazarene Gazette's submissions tray which questioned the current government, A hefty bunch of the Gazette's reporters went missing presumably kidnapped. However after a few months they reappeared on Lazarene state run media saying " We're all assisting in a investigation and we don't want the public to wildy speculate about our disappearance. " After their media appearance that day they were never heard from again, probably sent to the Comfy Chair.



Lake Flotillas	Mar 5 2016, 11:52 AM Post #15
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Eh maybe we should stick to 3 rumours per issue



Aguero	Mar 5 2016, 12:35 PM Post #16
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Lake Flotillas Mar 5 2016, 11:52 AM Eh maybe we should stick to 3 rumours per issue How bout this We can submit more than 3 rumors and then when we're near to the publishing date and we will vote on which three.



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