Rumours around Lazarus(Working name)

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Rumours around Lazarus(Working name); As suggested by Izon
Tweet Topic Started: Jan 12 2016, 03:04 PM (178 Views)
Lake Flotillas	Jan 12 2016, 03:04 PM Post #1
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	I guess I'll start with "Sovereign Loftgen was rumored to have locked up prominent dissident Communist Stephen Colbert" Prominent Dissident Missing; Sovereign Alleged to be Involved Communist Stephen Colbert, a prominent dissident in Lazarus, has not been seen for a few days. He was well-known (or notorious, depending on how you look at it) for sitting at the Emerald Square for hours on end, with a bust of Milograd in one hand - which he claims was from the statue of Milograd that used to be in the Square - and a small fish tank with two fishes in the other. One could always find him sitting where Milograd's statue used to stand, extolling the deeds of 'Glorious Chairman Milograd' and urging Lazarenes to return to the People's Republic. But it was not the case recently. Rumour has it that when he visited Loftegen some time ago to praise him for exercising the "Will of the Glorious Chairman Milograd", Loftegen smashed the bust on the floor. He then responded by branding Loftegen as a crony of the NPO, a move that was said to have sealed his fate, as Loftegen sent him to the Comfy Chair immediately. Whether he leaves the Comfy Chair remains to be seen. Edited by Lake Flotillas, Jan 12 2016, 04:52 PM.



Lake Flotillas	Jan 12 2016, 03:38 PM Post #2
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Anyone who can find nice images?



The Church of Satan	Jan 12 2016, 06:45 PM Post #3
I HAVE CHORTLES! Posts: 861 Group: Accused Member #7 Joined: Apr 8, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Lazarus CoS	I'll look around. I think I can find something.



Harmoneia	Jan 19 2016, 02:55 AM Post #4
Mhysa Posts: 657 Group: Accused Member #42 Joined: Apr 11, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Harmoneia	OMG this is cool!



Lake Flotillas	Jan 24 2016, 10:58 AM Post #5
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Here's another one: LLA Rations Missing; Commandant Involved A routine check on the LLA's rations in the Army Warehouse yielded a surprise: Someone has been stealing food from the Warehouse. All eyes turned to Kazmr, Deadeye Jack, and Izon; the only 3 people who had access to the Warehouse as Commandants of the LLA. Kazmr was quickly ruled out, after it was revealed that he hadn't been anywhere near LLA infrastructure for quite a while. Further investigations then revealed Izon to be responsible for the disappearance of the rations. Yes, the fastest rising star of the LLA, who currently tops the LLA leaderboard with the most number of missions, was behind this disappearance. Rumour has it that he confiscated the rations in response to the Army Guards' failure to nominate Izon for the Gameplay R/D Awards 2015, to which Izon became extremely upset and decided to punish the LLA. It is believed that the now-daily 100km-runs at 3am ordered by Izon was one of these punishments. Whether Izon will inflict more punishments on the Guards remain to be seen. Edited by Lake Flotillas, Jan 24 2016, 10:59 AM.



Loftegen	Feb 4 2016, 07:46 PM Post #6
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Here's a little something for the next issue: Comfy Chair Warehouse Burns! Radical Terrorists Suspected! Fire engulfed Loftegen's main Comfy Chair warehouse in Altenburg early this morning, sweeping through the enormous complex at a pace that suggested arson to everyone who witnessed the conflagration. Altenburg Fire Marshall Bill Burns, who investigated the blaze, said, "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!" before holding up a note written on a sheet of asbestos. Scrawled on the sheet in fireproof ink were the words: This fire was set by Lake Flotillas as an act of defiance against the tyranny of Supreme Autocrat Loftegen. Honest. RiverCastle Authorities had no comment on who RiverCastle might be, or on whether the note was a blatant attempt to frame a prominent member of the Lazarene Government for terrorism. Supreme Autocrat Loftegen himself had this to say: "BWAH-HA-HA! Er, um, I mean, how unfortunate."



Aguero	Feb 20 2016, 10:18 AM Post #7
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen Feb 4 2016, 07:46 PM Here's a little something for the next issue: Comfy Chair Warehouse Burns! Radical Terrorists Suspected! Fire engulfed Loftegen's main Comfy Chair warehouse in Altenburg early this morning, sweeping through the enormous complex at a pace that suggested arson to everyone who witnessed the conflagration. Altenburg Fire Marshall Bill Burns, who investigated the blaze, said, "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!" before holding up a note written on a sheet of asbestos. Scrawled on the sheet in fireproof ink were the words: This fire was set by Lake Flotillas as an act of defiance against the tyranny of Supreme Autocrat Loftegen. Honest. RiverCastle Authorities had no comment on who RiverCastle might be, or on whether the note was a blatant attempt to frame a prominent member of the Lazarene Government for terrorism. Supreme Autocrat Loftegen himself had this to say: "BWAH-HA-HA! Er, um, I mean, how unfortunate." Let me add something. Security experts were baffled by how Rivercastle evaded the detection of the SGR-1 designed in Caldariat, which was protecting the warehouse. The Caldarian Leader, James Britt Donovan was quoted as saying"I don't know how he did it but our sentries are the top of the line! Any security flaws are being searched for in the code of the sentries. And we are launching a a investigation the incident with all our abilities.



Lake Flotillas	Feb 20 2016, 02:30 PM Post #8
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Side note: it's Rivercastle, not RiverCastle



Aguero	Feb 21 2016, 01:30 AM Post #9
Taeyeon's Bae Posts: 1,228 Group: Citizen Member #218 Joined: Oct 31, 2015 Alignment Chaotic Evil Military Stance Mercenary Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Caldariat	Loftegen suspected to be NLO agent by Lazarene Gazette reporter who goes missing. After a number of high profile incidents within Lazarus and the suspects all proven innocent, Citizens are now asking who exactly did it. Well to have been the mastermind of this incident must have been someone who has alot of power in Lazarus and has access to the Lazarene Gazette and is able to access LLA infrastructure, However we here at the Lazarene Gazette suspect that Loftegen is a agent of the NLO masterminded and these incidents as: 1: He does nothing as Sovereign ( Probably planning how to keeping the position of delegate forever ) 2: He made mysterious comment.( I quote this from a article ) Fire engulfed Loftegen's main Comfy Chair warehouse in Altenburg early this morning, sweeping through the enormous complex at a pace that suggested arson to everyone who witnessed the conflagration. Altenburg Fire Marshall Bill Burns, who investigated the blaze, said, "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!" before holding up a note written on a sheet of asbestos. Scrawled on the sheet in fireproof ink were the words: This fire was set by Lake Flotillas as an act of defiance against the tyranny of Supreme Autocrat Loftegen. Honest. RiverCastle Authorities had no comment on who RiverCastle might be, or on whether the note was a blatant attempt to frame a prominent member of the Lazarene Government for terrorism. Supreme Autocrat Loftegen himself had this to say: "BWAH-HA-HA! Er, um, I mean, how unfortunate." Well is he an agent of the NLO? I'm here to answer that question. "Wait no! What are you doing!?" This was the article retreived from his computer. Edited by Aguero, Feb 21 2016, 01:36 AM.



Lake Flotillas	Feb 27 2016, 10:26 AM Post #10
Also known as Rivercastle Posts: 1,310 Group: Members Member #181 Joined: Aug 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Lake Flotillas	Perhaps: Loftegen in the NLO? After a number of high-profile incidents within Lazarus with all suspects proven innocent, Lazarenes are now asking the essential question: Who could it have been? The perpetrator is believed to wield enormous power in Lazarus, with access to the underground lair from which the Lazarene Gazette runs its printing press as well as the numerous LLA military bases. One brave reporter at the Lazarene Gazette postulated that Loftegen could be an agent of the NLO, responsible for these incidents inflicted upon Lazarus as revenge for their overthrow. He printed out one of the Gazette articles and highlighted the following line: Incriminating evidence Supreme Autocrat Loftegen himself had this to say: "BWAH-HA-HA! Er, um, I mean, how unfortunate." A Freudian slip perhaps? The reporter then requested government records on the activity of the government (or lack thereof) and concluded, "I find it disturbing that Loftegen has not had any mention on the records for the past month, other than a passing mention in a report regarding the NLO Prevention Organisation(NPO), otherwise known as the NLO Prohibition Department(NPD), as a potential member of NLO Resurgent." This begs the question: Who exactly is Loftegen? Before the reporter could continue with his wild speculations, he was taken away by men in civilian uniform, then dragged into an unmarked black van before being driven in the direction of the Osiran desert. Caldariat gets credit for this article for coming up with the idea aka written by Caldariat. Also, I managed to insert references to the New Pacific Order, North Pacific Directorate(NPO's coup of TNP), and the Empire Edited by Lake Flotillas, Feb 28 2016, 06:55 AM.



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