Don't vote for Ike

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Don't vote for Ike
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 20 2015, 05:25 AM (35 Views)
Ike	Dec 20 2015, 05:25 AM Post #1
Minnowite Socialist Posts: 458 Group: Accused Member #43 Joined: Apr 11, 2015 Alignment Neutral Good Military Stance Defender Political Views Social Democrat Nation in Lazarus Ikania	See that button? Ignore it, because I'm not running. Don't vote for me. I promise to declare war on the North Pacific in retaliation to their embargo on penguins, which they may or may not have imposed. I will also take their rum. And because they withhold Tasmania from our grasp, the South Pacific will also have to be dealt with. I also vow to continue the war on Emus if you elect me, which you shouldn't do, because our Australian brothers were too weak to finish the job. My last vow is to move all of our governmental systems and financial assets to Switzerland, to ensure secure and efficient management of our resources. I will also immediately issue a warrant for the execution of any left-handed men named Earl. Don't vote for me!



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