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Issue Editing Thread August 2015
Topic Started: Aug 23 2015, 08:05 PM (198 Views)
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Time to start editing it together I think, so we finish it to distribute before September.
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I agree, but what will be the layout? Will it be basic or do we intend to go for something different? Will we include author names or just put it together and leave out author names altogether? To be honest I'm fine with either.
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Aug 23 2015, 09:22 PM
I agree, but what will be the layout? Will it be basic or do we intend to go for something different? Will we include author names or just put it together and leave out author names altogether? To be honest I'm fine with either.
I will look at making some graphics, but for the moment it is a good idea to start editing the text of the articles together. ;)
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FUNKADELIA RESIGNS AS SOVEREIGN, HARMONEIA'S ADMINISTRATION BEGINS

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Funk Resigns as Sovereign, New Sovereign Ascends
By New Rogernomics in Lazarus

With the sudden resignation of Funkadelia as a respected and hard-working Sovereign and World Assembly Delegate, Harmoneia has stepped down as Grandee Secretary (otherwise known as the Vice-Delegacy) to hold new elections and establish a new administration.

This has led to a list of remarkable new proposals during Harmoneia's new administration, including the implementation of Grand Advisors, who will help maintain regional security, through their World Assembly Endorsements, as well as have the power to succeed to the Vice Delegacy or remove the Sovereign - in very exceptional circumstances.

This was preceded by a constitutional amendment to the Mandate of Lazarus that provisioned for the exceptional circumstances surrounding Funk's resignation:
Amendment to Article VI of the Constitution

Harmoneia also gave a short speech to the region, on Funkadelia's resignation, and outlined the goals for her new administration:
From the Residence of the Sovereign
 
First off, I am sorry to see Funk go. He did some nice work and his would be large shoes to fill. I wish him well and thank him for his service.

Now on to business.

There is roughly a month and a half before the term ends, and I intend to finish this term in lieu of Funk as per the constitution, before we will have the next delegate elections. For the VD, however, I will propose to the legislature that we hold special elections for one.

I am currently taking with the cabinet regarding plans for the term, which includes our foreign policy, strengthening internal affairs, as well as cultivating cultural matters.

This is a difficult time for most of us, but we can make the most out of it, so let's all try to hold ourselves together while we undergo this time of transition.

If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact me.

Sincerely,
Harmoneia


LKE RECRUITMENT BAN LIFTED
Imperialists thrilled...kinda sorta
By The Church of Satan in Lazarus

On August first, the recruitment ban placed on the Land of Kings and Emperors by NationStates Moderation was lifted. You might remember that three months prior, LKE had benefited from illegal recruitment in which a member of their Interior Ministry, Delete-on-Sight (DOS) player Bob Moran, used an illegal script to fake manual recruitment. The script in question was created and provided by also Delete-on-Sight (DOS) player, Anur-Sanur, more commonly known as Frak.

It is unknown how the region attempted to cope with the population decrease, which wasn't as terrible as they said it would be, other than a hollow boost in population using former military puppet nations from Europeia and The Communist Bloc. Why they resorted to an artificial and temporary boost such as that isn't known, but one could speculate it was in order to prevent some sort of statistical low.

The region was definitely persistent though, pointlessly so as it turns out. They made every effort to get the ban lifted or reduced but despite all of the griping and compromising, they served the 3 month recruitment ban in it's entirety. During that time however, a new feature to NationStates was added, giving region's better control of recruitment. Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe. Continue, Jackson.

The official statement concerning the end of the ban released by LKE made it a point to ham-handedly state their dissatisfaction with NS Moderation perhaps for the hundreth time. The Lazarene Gazette attempted to get some comments from LKE, however regional policy does not allow its citizens to speak with affiliates of regions they are at war with. It's obvious that they will be more careful with recruitment in the future as their official statement at one point read 'Given this, we can never again have faith in the integrity of manual recruitment system.'

Congratulations to LKE on resuming recruitment again. There is little doubt that they will recover from the population decrease, in time.


KRULL PACKS HIS BAGS
NPO's tinpot finally gets tired of rule
By Ike in Lazarus

You heard it here, folks- Krulltopia is finally gone. You can emerge from your hiding spots now.

On Monday, August 10th, Pierconium publicly announced in an official statement that Krulltopia, long-time Emperor of the New Pacific Order, was stepping down. Krulltopia presided over the Pacific for over six years, a period of time where any other GCR would have around 10 different Delegates. During this period, the Pacific became stagnant with little signs of activity and no presence on the international stage. Meanwhile, the NPO Senate schemed behind closed doors. More specifically, the NPO managed to pull off a coup of Lazarus. Luckily, celebrated native and Lazarene hero, Kazmr, took back the region in a well-executed plot by infiltrating the "New Lazarene Order" and by extension the NPO itself.

Pierconium, also known as Ivan, has appointed Elegarth, a mildly controversial figure in Gameplay due to his less than transparent 'win' of the Premiership in the West Pacific and less-than-friendly attitude, to the NPO's Senate. One can only speculate as to why Elegarth has re-entered the NPO Senate, having previously left it as well as criticizing the NPO for their actions in Lazarus. At the same time, Pierconium has also appointed Elegarth as the "Senator of Diplomacy", which means if you are a delegate dealing with the NPO (why are you dealing with the NPO?), he'll be the face of the whole mess. It also calls into question the fact that Elegarth left because of his hostility. Ivan has also appointed Aleisyr as Viceroy, in order to help carry out changes in the 'provisional government system' that he is planning to introduce soon.

Meanwhile, Krull hit the rails, travelling to every GCR and posting a brief message that equates to 'hello', earning himself a cheeky ban in TEP from Ramaeus. Reactions from players have mostly been the obligatory "good luck, mate" with a statement from Kazmr that the NPO's new Delegate won't find a friend in Lazarus anytime soon. Ivan has quickly taken to taunting enemies of the NPO, urging them to try and do something about it, which he is clearly in a position to do. Taking over The Pacific would be no easy task.

Krull's departure may very well mark the end of an era for the Pacific, a particularly long era that lasted longer than many GP careers. Perhaps Ivan will be different, more of an activity booster this time...or not. The general consensus is that nothing will really change. Warm farewells from raiders and imperialists alike adorn Pierconium's statement thread after their near successful takeover of Lazarus, but the reaction here will be less so.


BT's ONE HIT WONDER COMPETITION
The Benevolent Thomas GOAT Lists
By DinosFM1994, and The Church of Satan, in Lazarus

The term one-hit wonder is most often used to describe music performers having one signature song which overshadows their other work but have you really wondered which song is the all time best? Benevolent Thomas' got the answer. After gathering songs for a week, 32 songs made the final cut to compete in the Competition of Competitions. The songs that took place in the competition are:

Song List

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Currently the semifinals are in progress and as the competition approaches its conclusion let's take a look at the semifinalists:

Poll 1: Come On Eileen vs. Eye of The Tiger

At the time of this article's writing, the two songs are tied at 3 votes each. At this point it's anybody's game.

Poll 2: Bitter Sweet Symphony vs. Closing Time.

At the time of this articles writing, Closing Time for Semisonic may come later than expected, as it is in the lead with 3 votes. The Verve may very well eat their own words as Bitter Sweet Symphony trails behind with 2 votes, but the tables may very well turn.

Stay tuned for more competition coverage and don't forget to drop by the regional forum to submit your vote and announce your favorite One Hit Wonder of all time!


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Edited by New Rogernomics, Aug 27 2015, 06:44 AM.
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Okay, just finished a basic mock-up of the Gazette.

Just need to decide on article order, and images to include.
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My suggested edits to the following stories.

For Ike's story, I thought it would be appropriate to update the story, make a few adjustments to the syntax and tone down the snark. Personally, at the very least I don't think the headline should include a direct insult. It just seems unprofessional to me. Besides, I believe it was BT that said The Lazarene Gazette would not be held to the same standards as The Rejected Times.

Krull Packs His Bags


I'm working on Dinos story about the GOAT List competition. I'm updating it and I'll be including a bracket that shows the progress of the competition so far.
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Aug 24 2015, 08:09 AM
My suggested edits to the following stories.

For Ike's story, I thought it would be appropriate to update the story, make a few adjustments to the syntax and tone down the snark. Personally, at the very least I don't think the headline should include a direct insult. It just seems unprofessional to me. Besides, I believe it was BT that said The Lazarene Gazette would not be held to the same standards as The Rejected Times.

Krull Packs His Bags


I'm working on Dinos story about the GOAT List competition. I'm updating it and I'll be including a bracket that shows the progress of the competition so far.
Okay, cool.

Yep, will have to work on Krull's story a bit, but have just been getting the formatting together.
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For this one I've updated the story with regards to the progress of the competition. I've also put together a tournament bracket to show the results of the competition so far. The original image is twice the size and easily more readible, but it stretches the forum, plus if we intend to post this on the NS forum, the original image is too big as they only allow images that are up to 900px in width. If there's anything you can do to make it readable and not too big Roger, by all means do so. Man, the [thumb] tag would be so helpful. :P

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As for article order, I recommend:

1.) Internal Articles > politics > LLA > Opinion/Commentary > Entertainment/Satire

2.) International/World > politics > military > Opinion/Commentary > Entertainment/Satire

3.) Miscellaneous > Satire/Entertainment
Edited by The Church of Satan, Aug 24 2015, 06:20 PM.
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Aug 24 2015, 12:03 PM
For this one I've updated the story with regards to the progress of the competition. I've also put together a tournament bracket to show the results of the competition so far. The original image is twice the size and easily more readible, but it stretches the forum, plus if we intend to post this on the NS forum, the original image is too big as they only allow images that are up to 900px in width. If there's anything you can do to make it readable and not too big Roger, by all means do so. Man, the [thumb] tag would be so helpful. :P

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As for article order, I recommend:

1.) Internal Articles > politics > LLA > Opinion/Commentary > Entertainment/Satire

2.) International/World > politics > military > Opinion/Commentary > Entertainment/Satire

3.) Miscellaneous > Satire/Entertainment
Would have just recommended you use imgur, but it seems you have already. ;)

As for the order,

LLA can be pretty much class as global and regional news, only time that other regional news goes first is when there are major elections or something major happens with the delegacy as it did a short while back.

So LLA can go second probably, followed by the Krull article (which kinda is opinion/world news).

Comics I put between the Krull article and the One Hit Wonder to lighten the mood, but it could probably go last in other issues.

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Toned down Ike's article a bit, and added some images.
Edited by New Rogernomics, Aug 25 2015, 06:19 AM.
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