The Church of Satan

Aug 11 2015, 08:48 PM

I like it. I really do. I mean, I love putting in my own snarky remarks for articles of this nature (in fact I did that with the one I only just submitted, but perhaps it ought to be toned down a bit. This article is largely one big snarky "screw you" to the NPO (which is cool, I love that) but I get the impression there's a lack of professionalism here.

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You heard it here, folks- Krulltopia is finally gone. You can emerge from your hiding spots now.

This monday, Pierconium announced in Gameplay that their beloved Krulltopia, Emperor of the New Pacific Order, was stepping down. Krulltopia presided over the Pacific for over six years, a period of time where any other GCR would have around 10 different Delegates. During this period, the Pacific stagnated a good bit (implying that it wasn't stagnant which it hadn't before Krull) in terms of activity, while the NPO Senate schemed behind closed doors. As well, More recently, with the help of two people who shalt not be named, the NPO managed to pull off a coup of our own Lazarus. Luckily, comrade Kazmr took back the region in a marvelous plot after infiltrating the "New Lazarene Order", the biggest puppet state since the People's Republic of Poland [needs a NS reference].

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Pierconium also known as Ivan, has appointed Elegarth (a controversial figure in GP Gameplay), to the NPO's Senate, and has also appointed him as the "Senator of Diplomacy", which. [This] means [that] if you're [you are] a Delegate dealing with the NPO (why are you dealing with the NPO?), he'll they will be the face of the whole mess. Ivan has also appointed Aleisyr as Viceroy, in order to help carry out changes in the 'provisional government system' that he is planning to introduce soon.

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Meanwhile, Krull hit the rails, travelling to every GCR and posting a brief message that equates to 'hello', earning himself a cheeky ban in TEP from Ramaeus, and as of right now, Krull is fooling around in the North Pacific. Reactions from players have mostly been the obligatory "good luck, mate" with a statement from Kazmr that the NPO's new tinpot won't find a friend in Lazarus anytime soon. Ivan has quickly taken to taunting enemies of the NPO, [and] urging them to try and do something about it, which he is totally in the right position to do. Taking over [T]he Pacific would not be an easy thing.

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Krull's departure marks the end of an era for the Pacific, a particularly long era that lasted about as long as Obama's been President [some other reference]. Perhaps Ivan will be different, more of an activity booster this time. Or not. Probably not. And while warm farewells from raiders and imperialists display on the forum, after their almost successful takeover of Lazarus, the reaction here will probably be along the lines of, in the words of the great John McCain: "So long, jackass!" [too much expletive]"get out and stay out!'

Ike

Aug 11 2015, 10:21 PM

Alright, I see. I will be making most of these edits probably, but (why are you dealing with the NPO?) is totally staying. That there is the magnum opus of all my writings.

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Pierconium, also known as Ivan, has appointed Elegarth, a controversial figure in Gameplay due to his less than transparent 'win' of the Premiership in the West Pacific and hisless-than-friendly attitude,* to the NPO's Senate, and has also appointed him as the "Senator of Diplomacy", which means if you are a Delegate dealing with the NPO (why are you dealing with the NPO?), he'll be the face of the whole mess. It also calls into question that fact that Elegarth left because of his hostile Ivan** has also appointed Aleisyr as Viceroy, in order to help carry out changes in the 'provisional government system' that he is planning to introduce soon.