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| The Tiki Hut IV; Lazarus' Bar | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 26 2015, 04:27 AM (1,819 Views) | |
| New Rogernomics | Jul 26 2015, 04:27 AM Post #1 |
Ghost of Kitties Past
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 Welcome to The Tiki Hut! A tradition dating back to the earliest days of the region, here's a nice place to relax, unwind, and enjoy a refreshing beverage. So belly up to the bar and regale us with a tall tale, sing us a song, or just complain about your day. Your first drink is on Funk! 
Edited by New Rogernomics, Sep 17 2017, 07:04 PM.
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| Lake Flotillas | Feb 6 2016, 07:59 AM Post #21 |
Also known as Rivercastle
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I'll start with......River Riddle 
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| Izon | Feb 6 2016, 08:24 AM Post #22 |
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I-zonned. |
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| Lake Flotillas | Feb 6 2016, 08:42 AM Post #23 |
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Also known as Rivercastle
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*Sluuuuuuuuurps* |
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| Izon | Feb 7 2016, 08:13 AM Post #24 |
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I would like a Lake-in-a-Jar |
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| Lake Flotillas | Feb 7 2016, 08:23 AM Post #25 |
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Also known as Rivercastle
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But that's bigger on the inside Speaking of bigger on the inside, I really need to look for the TARDIS. |
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| Izon | Feb 9 2016, 05:03 AM Post #26 |
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Your drunk.
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| Lake Flotillas | Feb 9 2016, 09:31 AM Post #27 |
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Also known as Rivercastle
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No wonder why I kept landing at the wrong time! |
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| Amerion | Feb 11 2016, 06:53 AM Post #28 |
Star Destroyer
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Don't worry, being drunk is fun 
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| Lake Flotillas | Feb 13 2016, 07:18 PM Post #29 |
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Also known as Rivercastle
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*Installs TV in the Tiki Hut* WELCOME................TO THE HUNGRY GAMES: LAZARUS! YOUR HOST TODAY.......IS NONE OTHER THAN ME, LAKE FLOTILLAS! *fancy theme music plays* Today, we'll be watching as contestants battle it out in the misnomer known as Spamtopia - where they discover it's not an utopia at all *ahem* I mean, it's obviously an utopia! There's even the letters "topia" in it! Anyway, they'll be battling using equipment such as the spam cannon and spamatoes! So let's sit back and eat popcorn while they try to kill each other *ahem* I mean outrun each other. May the odds be ever in your favour *grins* Now heading to the action, we see Izon sprinting ahead of everyone else. The young'uns are impatient, aren't they? *chuckles* Seems like he's eager to be spam overlord after all! Now, Lake Flotillas clearly wants the lead instead. What, you thought I couldn't participate too? You thought that this show would be impartial? He fires the first shot at Izon, but clearly missed! He'll need to improve his aim if he wants a chance at being the lead. Let's turn our attention to the rest - hey, they're all sleeping at the starting line! WAKE UP PEOPLE, I DIDN'T PAY TO WATCH YOU SLEEP! Oh, seems like Kajan is stirring from his slumber. He wakes up......and tackles Lake, I mean me! Izon continues to run, seeming rather glad that his two opponents are fighting each other. And Lake uses his spam cannon! Blasting away Kajan, he gets up and starts catching up with Izon. Izon better keep running, cos' guess who's behind him! Wait what, I can't focus on myself only? Oh, okay then Moving back to the slumbering folks, we see that Amerion has got up and is starting to run, although at a more relaxed pace than the others. He'll definitely need to run faster if he wants to seize the throne. Meanwhile, where's Starberry? She can't be found! She's...she's...OMIGOD, SHE'S LEADING RIGHT NOW! HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THERE?!! IMPOSSIBLE! Once again, she shows her might at spamming, leaving Izon and Lake behind. Clearly Izon, Lake, and Kajan aren't pleased, because they've started to pick up speed. *Boom sound* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! HOLY ****.......THAT'S CHEATING! ETHUOZE JUST USED A TYPE V SPAM CANNON! HEY REFEREE! GO DISQUALIFY HIM! *calms down* Okay, so apparently Ethuoze just launched himself with a Type V spam cannon and is now leading the pack. *loses cool* THAT'S ILLEGAL! GET HIM OUT OF HERE! If we look back to the starting line, we can see......Ravania, EVIWC, and Constie on the Comfy Chair? But how? Is Loftegen at it again? Clearly he has, because he just started running. However, it seems like his act of restraining them to the Comfy Chair cost him valuable time, which means it's highly unlikely for him to reach the finishing line first. *cheers from the distance* What? I just missed him crossing the line? AGAIN? So it seems folks, Lake, I mean I, have managed to seize the throne first. YAY! So now on to the results, which should be flashing on the screen quite soon:
And the first of the Spam Overlords is.......Lake Flotillas! With that, we wrap up this show and will now resume regular programming. OOC: If I got your gender wrong, please inform me. |
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| Lake Flotillas | Feb 18 2016, 05:09 PM Post #30 |
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Also known as Rivercastle
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*yawns* |
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