Grant a wish

Welcome to the forums of the Undead Dominion of Lazarus. We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features

Pages:
1
…
66
67
68

Grant a wish
Tweet Topic Started: Jun 24 2015, 11:48 AM (2,796 Views)
Amerion	Jun 24 2015, 11:48 AM Post #1
Star Destroyer Posts: 6,524 Group: Accused Member #29 Joined: Apr 9, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Amerion Discord Amerion#9702	Most of you will be familiar with this game, if you're not: Person 1: I wish I had X-Ray vision Person 2: Granted, but you die from the radiation. I wish I had a car. And that continues, with people making/ruining wishes. I wish I had a tank.

Replies:
Loftegen	Jan 16 2017, 04:52 AM Post #661
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted: the spell manifests in physical form; the more powerful it is, the heavier; and you have to cast it (throw it) at its target with your bare hands! I wish chocolate ice cream wasn't so delicious.



Kowassati	Jan 23 2017, 01:10 AM Post #662
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	Granted, but you have to eat only that (also it tastes like manure) I wish I could go Mad Max on a few people



Loftegen	Jan 23 2017, 05:42 AM Post #663
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted: you survive the nuclear war that brings society down, as well as find some cool leathers and a V-8 Interceptor! I wish it was easier to lose weight.



Lamb	Feb 2 2017, 06:51 AM Post #664
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	Granted, but it's uncontrollable and you're now unable to gain weight to stay at a healthy level. I wish I could live off of beer.



Loftegen	Feb 2 2017, 05:09 PM Post #665
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted, but you can never, ever eat or drink anything else. I wish I could speak Korean.



Scani	Feb 8 2017, 02:42 AM Post #666
Endorser Posts: 458 Group: Members Member #283 Joined: Mar 7, 2016	Granted, but from the 18th century. I wish it weren't so warm in winter



Loftegen	Feb 14 2017, 06:58 AM Post #667
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted. Wherever you are, it's -40 degrees, all the time. I wish I was still on vacation.



Space Horse	Mar 30 2017, 12:11 AM Post #668
Posts: 7 Group: Members Member #567 Joined: Mar 22, 2017 Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Hangrettya	Granted. But you is a poor child in middle of a terrible war I wish be a allien Edited by Space Horse, Mar 30 2017, 12:14 AM.



Morozovia	Mar 30 2017, 12:34 AM Post #669
Enlightenment Expert Posts: 252 Group: Accused Member #44 Joined: Apr 11, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Morozovia Discord Morozovia #5616	Granted, but you'll be tested on in area 51. Wish I could fly



Loftegen	Mar 30 2017, 06:50 AM Post #670
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted: I load you into my trebuchet, and send you flying...for a while. I wish it was Monday.



1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)


Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Spamtopia · Next Topic »

Pages:
1
…
66
67
68