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Grant a wish
Tweet Topic Started: Jun 24 2015, 11:48 AM (2,797 Views)
Amerion	Jun 24 2015, 11:48 AM Post #1
Star Destroyer Posts: 6,524 Group: Accused Member #29 Joined: Apr 9, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Amerion Discord Amerion#9702	Most of you will be familiar with this game, if you're not: Person 1: I wish I had X-Ray vision Person 2: Granted, but you die from the radiation. I wish I had a car. And that continues, with people making/ruining wishes. I wish I had a tank.

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Kowassati	Jan 3 2017, 03:25 AM Post #651
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	Granted, but can only go 25 mph I wish I had a potato cannon



Loftegen	Jan 3 2017, 06:55 AM Post #652
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted, but it only fires mashed potatoes. I wish I'd liked Rogue One more.



The Holy Corgi	Jan 8 2017, 11:06 PM Post #653
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Granted, but you will be in there and you die. I wich for tacos.



Loftegen	Jan 9 2017, 07:38 AM Post #654
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted: you receive tacos...in the form of sandwiches. I wish I could find a buried treasure.



The Holy Corgi	Jan 13 2017, 04:39 AM Post #655
The Prophet Posts: 1,235 Group: Members Member #388 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Metropolic Mammiala Discord Queen Shacre-Laverne, LXVii	Granted, but the contents of it will be hentai mangas. I wish for Clorox.



Loftegen	Jan 13 2017, 06:13 AM Post #656
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	The Holy Corgi Jan 13 2017, 04:39 AM Granted, but the contents of it will be hentai mangas. I wish for Clorox. Kotex it is! What? You don't want tampons? Right, brain bleach it is! I wish I had a sense of humor.



Green	Jan 13 2017, 07:58 AM Post #657
Lazarene Posts: 41 Group: Members Member #491 Joined: Dec 15, 2016 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Raider Political Views Green Nation in Lazarus ICEcREaMan	Granted, but every time you go to tell a joke you buy some of my icecream instead I wish I had more customers.



Loftegen	Jan 13 2017, 06:20 PM Post #658
Supreme Autocrat Posts: 11,070 Group: Members Member #108 Joined: Apr 23, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent	Granted, but but they only window shop, and don't buy anything. I wish it was Saturday so I could start enjoying my three day weekend.



Neop	Jan 15 2017, 10:52 PM Post #659
Lazarene Posts: 172 Group: Members Member #466 Joined: Nov 6, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Neop	Granted. The same day will repeat for the rest of your life. I wish I was a doctor.



Kowassati	Jan 16 2017, 03:35 AM Post #660
Jameliscustablet Kenwasadak at your service Posts: 983 Group: Members Member #378 Joined: Jul 19, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Kowassati Discord Kowassati	Granted, but you are a gastroenterologist. I wish I could cast spells with my bare hands



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