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The Adventures of BRO; A Pokemon Odyessy
Topic Started: Jun 21 2015, 04:30 PM (367 Views)
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So... like, I'm just a regular guy. A regular 10 year old kid, in the Johto region of whatever country I live in.

Then one day I wake up to this:
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The darkness: interesting apparrently.

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In the dark? o:

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As opposed to that other world occupied by Pokemon that I've lived in for last 10 years.

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No shit, Sherlock, you're only the most famous Pokenut in the world.

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I'm sure that's not all they call you.

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Dude, I have eyes.

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And for money and bitches right?

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TELL ME THERE'S MONEY AND BITCHES TOO


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Aww jeez, who knew Prof Oak was blind? :/

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That's what I said. Are you deaf as well as blind?

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No. Are you stupid? Who the fuck's called BRO?

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Bring it, bitch.

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Are more long ass speeches about really obvious things waiting too?

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This is my room. There's an old ass TV, a Wii, a PC, a bed and some stairs that don't even have a door at the top. Jeez could I get some privacy?

Just as I'm about to use said stairs....



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Wat.

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Aww mom why gotta be like that? I was talking with the deaf, blind, dumb Pokenut.

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We live in a town of like 4 houses and Elm is an acquaintance?

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Yes I have been outside before.

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Like I said, it's a town of 4 houses, how dangerous can it be?

Oh I gotta have a bag to go next door now? And this other shit?

So I take that swag just to shut her up, and she goes back to doing what it does when she's sitting at that table. Drinking probably.

But w/e.

Next time on The Adventures of BRO:

- Sarcastic remarks on all Pokenuts being named after Trees!
- The weird girl who sent me mail makes an appearance!
- We go outside!
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Funkadelia
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ADVENTURE!
EXCITED!
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mad jack
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So I go outside and...

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OMG IT'S A BLUE RATMOUSETHING

Ahem.

The blue meanie runs off after some chick. Lucky guy.

I go looking around this 'town'.

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Windy as fuck, which may explain this fat guy.

Or he's just fat.

So I go in a house...

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Who? Oh the mail chick? Cool, I guess.

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Yo, I saw the way she was looking at the blueratmousething. I know what kinda games she playin'.

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Tell me something I don't know, bitch.

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It's K.

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I will kill you and all your family.

So I go upstairs and....

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Jesus Christ does no one value privacy in this town?

Oh, it's the rat thing again.

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That's what they call me.

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It's on my list, woman.

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See?

Wait... it's a lab? Like Frankenstein shit?

And who's this ginger guy?

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Wait... It's not a Denny's?

DAMMIT.

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So tell me, who's your stylist?

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Well aren't you a bitch. All I wanted was some haircare tips, the hat has to come off sometime, y'know?

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I decide to check out Frankenstein's den. You can see Igor over on the right, probably disembowelling a Pikachu.

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And you couldn't walk the 30 steps to my house? Lazy bastard.

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It's a disappointment? I was expecting beheaded Bellsprouts and crucified Chanseys.

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As opposed to the picnic baskets of old.

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Who cleaned up the poo? Pokeballs: Putting poo cleaners out of work since whenever.

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Dude. She's like 10. Stop spying on her paedo.

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6 = Many?

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What's the catch, Frank?

Oh, you want me to walk along with it and... what?

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That better not be a euphemism.

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Next time on the Adventures of BRO:

- I choose a Pokemon!
- Igor gives me stuff!
- We go outside... again!
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This is the greatest thing ever!
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mad jack
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It's time! It's time! It's Vader ti-no that's not right.

It's time to choose a pokemon.

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And that is where you guys come in. I'm letting you - yes you, even the weirdo you sits at the back of class and eats crayons - decide what Pokemon I choose.

We have: -
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Chikorita: your basic Grass pokemon, has a leaf on it's head as all the best grass Pokemon do. Above average special defence and defence stats.

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Cyndaquil: Fire pokemon, one of the best when fully evolved. Highest speed of the starters this Generation.

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Totodile: It's a crocodile/dragon/dinosaur thing that looks like it should be in the Mario games. Good for a water starter, and definitely a brawler going by its Attack and defence stats.

So, who will it be? Leaf guy, fire thing or escapee-from-the-Mario-games-water-guy?
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Chikorita
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Kazmr
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Lazarene
Totodile is love, totodile is life.
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Cyndaquil for pure dominance. Nothing could stop Bro with him.
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Blessed of the Vale
Î’atman! The answer is always Batman
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