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| The Adventures of BRO; A Pokemon Odyessy | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 21 2015, 04:30 PM (367 Views) | |
| mad jack | Jun 21 2015, 04:30 PM Post #1 |
Lazarene
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Spoiler: click to toggle So... like, I'm just a regular guy. A regular 10 year old kid, in the Johto region of whatever country I live in. Then one day I wake up to this:  The darkness: interesting apparrently.  In the dark? o:  As opposed to that other world occupied by Pokemon that I've lived in for last 10 years.  No shit, Sherlock, you're only the most famous Pokenut in the world.  I'm sure that's not all they call you.  Dude, I have eyes.  And for money and bitches right? ... TELL ME THERE'S MONEY AND BITCHES TOO  .... .... Aww jeez, who knew Prof Oak was blind?   That's what I said. Are you deaf as well as blind?  No. Are you stupid? Who the fuck's called BRO?   Bring it, bitch.  Are more long ass speeches about really obvious things waiting too?  This is my room. There's an old ass TV, a Wii, a PC, a bed and some stairs that don't even have a door at the top. Jeez could I get some privacy? Just as I'm about to use said stairs....  Wat.  Aww mom why gotta be like that? I was talking with the deaf, blind, dumb Pokenut.  We live in a town of like 4 houses and Elm is an acquaintance?  Yes I have been outside before.  Like I said, it's a town of 4 houses, how dangerous can it be? Oh I gotta have a bag to go next door now? And this other shit? So I take that swag just to shut her up, and she goes back to doing what it does when she's sitting at that table. Drinking probably. But w/e. Next time on The Adventures of BRO: - Sarcastic remarks on all Pokenuts being named after Trees! - The weird girl who sent me mail makes an appearance! - We go outside! |
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| Funkadelia | Jun 21 2015, 06:16 PM Post #2 |
 
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ADVENTURE! EXCITED! |
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| mad jack | Jun 21 2015, 09:58 PM Post #3 |
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Lazarene
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So I go outside and... OMG IT'S A BLUE RATMOUSETHING Ahem. The blue meanie runs off after some chick. Lucky guy. I go looking around this 'town'.  Windy as fuck, which may explain this fat guy. Or he's just fat. So I go in a house...  Who? Oh the mail chick? Cool, I guess.  Yo, I saw the way she was looking at the blueratmousething. I know what kinda games she playin'.  Tell me something I don't know, bitch.  It's K. .... .... I will kill you and all your family. So I go upstairs and....  Jesus Christ does no one value privacy in this town? Oh, it's the rat thing again.  That's what they call me.  It's on my list, woman.  See? Wait... it's a lab? Like Frankenstein shit? And who's this ginger guy?  Wait... It's not a Denny's? DAMMIT.  So tell me, who's your stylist?  Well aren't you a bitch. All I wanted was some haircare tips, the hat has to come off sometime, y'know?  I decide to check out Frankenstein's den. You can see Igor over on the right, probably disembowelling a Pikachu.  And you couldn't walk the 30 steps to my house? Lazy bastard.  It's a disappointment? I was expecting beheaded Bellsprouts and crucified Chanseys.  As opposed to the picnic baskets of old.  Who cleaned up the poo? Pokeballs: Putting poo cleaners out of work since whenever.  Dude. She's like 10. Stop spying on her paedo.  6 = Many?  What's the catch, Frank? Oh, you want me to walk along with it and... what?  That better not be a euphemism.  Next time on the Adventures of BRO: - I choose a Pokemon! - Igor gives me stuff! - We go outside... again! |
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| DinosFM1994 | Jun 21 2015, 10:29 PM Post #4 |
Blessed of the Vale
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| Amerion | Jun 22 2015, 12:48 AM Post #5 |
Star Destroyer
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This is the greatest thing ever! |
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| mad jack | Jun 22 2015, 10:34 AM Post #6 |
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Lazarene
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It's time! It's time! It's Vader ti-no that's not right. It's time to choose a pokemon.  And that is where you guys come in. I'm letting you - yes you, even the weirdo you sits at the back of class and eats crayons - decide what Pokemon I choose. We have: -  Chikorita: your basic Grass pokemon, has a leaf on it's head as all the best grass Pokemon do. Above average special defence and defence stats.  Cyndaquil: Fire pokemon, one of the best when fully evolved. Highest speed of the starters this Generation.  Totodile: It's a crocodile/dragon/dinosaur thing that looks like it should be in the Mario games. Good for a water starter, and definitely a brawler going by its Attack and defence stats. So, who will it be? Leaf guy, fire thing or escapee-from-the-Mario-games-water-guy? |
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| Funkadelia | Jun 22 2015, 01:38 PM Post #7 |
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Chikorita |
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| Kazmr | Jun 22 2015, 08:59 PM Post #8 |
Lazarene
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Totodile is love, totodile is life. |
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| Monomaniac | Jun 22 2015, 10:26 PM Post #9 |
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Pauper of Spam
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Cyndaquil for pure dominance. Nothing could stop Bro with him. |
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| DinosFM1994 | Jun 23 2015, 02:40 AM Post #10 |
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Blessed of the Vale
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Î’atman! The answer is always Batman |
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