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Is Our Lone Wolves Learning?; A Grave Problem?
Topic Started: May 17 2015, 08:10 PM (248 Views)
Tabaqui

Is Our Lone Wolves Learning? LWU Takes the Fendas to School

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Headmaster Evil Wolf institutes some changes in ES.

"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."


Whether or not the scholars agree, the deed is done. The [region]Eternal Scholars[/region] found their studies disrupted by the 10th anniversary raid of the [region]Lone Wolves United[/region]. Despite technical difficulties at Major update, neither defenders nor the incumbent Delegate took action in time to spare the orderly, if somewhat lethargic, Scholars from the invasion of wild, untamed Wolves.

DEN made a special appearance at the behest of Raid Commander Tabaqui when it seemed as if LWU numbers alone would not be sufficient to ensure success should the defenders fulfill their calling that night.

Alas, the region did not receive the aid it needed. A recent addition to the Scholars, Scribe Amenemope, took the fore at the following Minor update, supported initially by fellow Wolves also known as fellow historical icon Heraclitus, The Erstwhile Professor, and Elite Literati.

Reinforcements from friends in Europeia and The East Pacific as well as allies in The Land of Kings and Emperors and The Black Hawks have since gathered in the region, ostensibly to share in gathering up the wealth of knowledge surely present in the region.

The region has seen a rise in activity on the Regional Message Board from its inhabitants, whose interest has been repeatedly roused by the very lupine howls interrupting their regularly scheduled study regimen.

"It is the unknown that excites the ardor of scholars, who, in the known alone, would shrivel up with boredom."




A Grave Problem?
"Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos."

Nobody gave fendas the message that today was the last day of school.


In a display of prowess, the Lone Wolves United have now ended their occupation of [region]Eternal Scholars[/region]. After holding the region for five days, with no fendas looking for a proper education, the Lone Wolves encountered the hitherto-unanticipated opportunity to devise a devious exit plan.

Having noticed fendas suddenly displaying interest in the intellectual arena, [nation]Scribe Amenemope[/nation] changed the Welcome Telegram with an especial message for Raiderdom’s apathetic and lethargic antagonists. In the minutes before the update, while the fendas crammed for their final exams, Scribe Amenemope resigned from the World Assembly, rendering the considerable effort of the foe to overcome their numbers moot.

The Wolves congratulate the fendas on having raised so many endorsements for this operation. They also find it a shame that Atlantic and Land of the Dead were regions not worth the time and effort the fendas have devoted to the two recent raids conducted by LWU, one of which was successfully liberated by all standards.

The Eternal Scholars proved to be amenable hosts for the Wolves and their allies. The stay was informative in all the right ways.

With the occupation having reached a conclusion considerably less tedious than the intended simple exit at the start of update or an aspirant capture by the fendas, the Wolves may return to their den at last and plan for their next hunt.


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After 10 active updates of intense yet unrewarded digilent anticipation whilst hovering over the eject+ban feature, the Raider Wolf point relaxes.
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Kazmr
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Lazarene
Funny how you manage to pretend that your inevitable crushing defeat was somehow a victory because you turned tail and ran ;)

Fleeing mutts, rather than Lone Wolves if you ask me.
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Tabaqui

We stayed as long as we planned to, and it was certainly enjoyable.

Thanks for playing :)
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Benevolent Thomas
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Blessed of the Vale
You tucked tail and ran :P

I wasn't online at all this week, so I can't even really talk. Also... my propaganda is better than yours :p

edit: I also find the comparison of LWU and children to be quite fitting
Edited by Benevolent Thomas, May 17 2015, 10:16 PM.
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Ivo
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Ivo puts on his thinking cap

I feel so knowledgeable...
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